cj

smoking teenage hash in the grass with an opossum

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I don’t just hate generative AI slop. I also hate golf, lawns, space tourism, war, monoculture farming, clear-cutting forests, building on floodplains, deep-sea mining, development that destroys habitats, bulldozing ecosystems for endless “growth,” and data centres.

[cj @caitsdespair]

feels good to be drunk in nyc with my friends

[cj @caitsdespair]

AMC is my third space

[cj @caitsdespair]

someone else just dropped another “we can have a powwow”

[cj @caitsdespair]

the sweetest guy at work just said “let’s have a powwow,” I gotta let it slide unfortunately

[sahar @sxharw]

Anyways go spurs go, fuck trump, and free Palestine

[cj @caitsdespair]

alright alright gsg and everything but get me off nbatwt i do NOT like it in here. stinky 🤧😷🤢

[cj @caitsdespair]

logan stankoven is a stanley cup champion

[Zach @ZachNBA_]

Negatives:

- Spurs lost the NBA Finals

Positives:

- Overachieved all year
- Everyone finished the season healthy
- The young core got four rounds of playoff experience
- Lots of assets to keep building
- This is the worse they will ever be

Hard not to have a positive outlook

[cj @caitsdespair]

my favorite neighborhood thai place has been closed for a couple months and i’ve never needed them more

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

there is lowkey no one to fall in love with anymore everyone sucks now

[cj @caitsdespair]

and all i heard alllllllll day was knicks fans complaining about both the heat AND THE GAME THEY WON

[MySA @mySA]

Spurs fans endured hours of 90 degree heat (some more than three) to welcome the team back home at the airport. Win or lose, San Antonio shows up.

[cj @caitsdespair]

“no one is illegal on stolen land” doesn’t replace “#landback” by the way. those are two separate statements and we see what you’re doing when you refuse to ever engage with the second one.

[basil @blis5ful]

they should lower the retirement age to 23

[cj @caitsdespair]

it’s gonna be sooooo funny when the generation after late gen z/alpha is violently anti-phone and then makes fun of their parents for crying over not being able to record a phoebe bridgers concert

[cj @caitsdespair]

oh man, got on the horrible takes by miserable people app and saw horrible takes by miserable people. that’s my bad

[cj @caitsdespair]

@alsostephenking 🫡

[cj @caitsdespair]

being a spurs fan living in nyc is not for the weak

[cj @caitsdespair]

if it was LITERALLY ANYBODY ELSE i would be rooting for the knicks and could join in on the fun but alas. this is my wemby-sized cross to bear 🫩

[cj @caitsdespair]

i’m so glad we have a hot coach

[cj @caitsdespair]

alright too many A-listers now, wrap it up