caitlyn whitaker🦋

where am i

[caitlyn whitaker🦋 @caitywhit]

maybe the real punishment was the friends we made along the way

[tess @romcomist]

congrats to brett on his self insert fanfic come to life

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

This is coming from a place of warmth and acceptance…

-It’s ‘sleight of hand’
-It’s ‘bated breath’
-It’s ‘lo and behold’
-It’s ‘one fell swoop’
-It’s ‘brass tacks’
-It’s ‘free rein’

[°•°showfawg ☁️ @aLoudShowFawg]

I was explaining the lore and noticed this

[. @emmasarchivee]

might get cancelled for this but i find it disrespectful when ppl dont stand for the national anthem. personally i think its beautiful and i get goosebumps every time i hear "summer went away still the yearning stays i play it cool with the best of them"

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The Bears won all these games

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

It really cannot be a coincidence that it’s the first NFL season since we got a Chicago Pope, and the Bears are not just good but capable of the most unlikely and absurd comebacks possible.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

ultimate = last in a series

penultimate = second-to-last in a series

antepenultimate = third-to-last in a series

preantepenultimate = fourth-to-last in a series

propreantepenultimate = fifth-to-last in a series

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

watching my short friend get taken by a hawk

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off so you don't have to listen to such an unbearable noise

[✌️ @deejay_gray]

just in case zero to hero from hercules comes on

[smallville @fiamepoint]

today's affirmations:
- i am the one thing in life i can control
- i am inimitable
- i am an orginal
- i'm not falling behind or running late
- i'm not standing still
- i am lying in wait

[demi ❥ inpatient @relapsequeenn]

HELP THIS IS SO FUNNY

[lucy ⸆⸉ 🌙 @lucysmidnights]

15 years of fifteen???? this is literally the ONLY day you can retweet this

[caitlyn whitaker🦋 @caitywhit]

@jamesregan310 10/10 tweet James

[manicpixiememequeen @mpmemequeen]

got an ad for ozempic on the timeline