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*nix nerd | Red line crosser | My employer would likely prefer I not tweet. They don't share my opinions.

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Love. It's what makes a Subaru a Subaru. #STi @subaru_usa

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@Atlassian @Statuspage Not only did someone render character entities _literally_, but the sign-up process is broken. 😒 Another reminder that Atlassian does not seem to give a damn about UX.

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@RouxonCanton is an incredible place. The lobster risotto in particular is to die for!

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@Nick_Offerman Any chance I could get a quick video of you saying "Happy birthday enter-name-here" and flipping off the camera? I would gladly make a donation to a charity of your choice in exchange.

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#awswishlist Please do something about reverting the IAM "Security credentials" / Trusted Principal UI/UX. Ensure there's at least a JSON view instead of this overly engineered graphical view in the console.

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I'm seriously asking even if it'd one time performance where I can come to you. I would love to see your rendition.

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@clutchofficial the "Fortunate Son" cover was epic, what would it take to get a cover of something like "Johnny B Goode"?

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@laceflowerz @shanselman I too, miss this.

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@mommajessiec My parents did that to me at 30yo.
Parents (call me): Are you home?
Me: Yes (watching my favorite sporting event)
Parents: Cool, can you open your front door?
Me: ... (opens front door and find a Ford F350 fully loaded truck full of crap they saved and wanted to purge)

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Hey you @hedpe chuckle fucks. I've been looking forward for years when I could see you and now our paths are crossing on Thursday. Any chance I could get a minute or two to show some love? Maybe sign some asphalt that nobody will swan dive into?

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I've loved my @Aeotec_Official products but a little bit disappointed that 3 of 7 were missing parts. Two missing the screws, and the last one missing all the mounting "accessories".

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@Creality3dprint Typo?

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Nothing like dogfooding your things, that allow you to get into things, to do things, when things break.

#Operations #ProbablyNotAGoodIdea

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@VKazulkin Despite the copious verbiage of this write-up, it doesn't touch on the glaring hard limit of State Transitions. That to work around, you have to make nested State Machine executions...

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@ae_mckenna There best be pictures otherwise you might be liable to get a delivery of balloons that are phallic shaped.

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@faermanj Or at least be able to override the assigned IAM Role with the present one of the principal that's making the action (be it an IAM User or IAM Role).

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@natotodoroki Kind of sad to see Atlassian's horrible outage though. that doesn't look good on them. Being a fully remote EE, I'd like to think that has nothing to do with it, but I'm sure it makes others wonder.

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Why can I not find @clutchofficial covering Chuck Berry's Johnny B. Goode. The Fortunate Son was so awesome, please, please do it.

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On my #awswishlist today is to have CloudFront Distribution CacheBehaviors PathPattern properties support proper regular expressions.
https://t.co/usdEvwIEXK

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@ae_mckenna Depends on the kind of cheese. Anything with spicy peppers will certainly help occupy some time while recovering :)

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@IdentityMediaPR If you purchase in the next two hours, it comes with a Javelin missle to help #StandWithUkriane