Jake

Chicago

[Jake @cake_japuto]

No Lulus for me lmao https://t.co/P1lLCH8MuT

[Jake @cake_japuto]

if I get a c or better on my accounting exam I'm buying myself some lulu shorts cause i deserve it

[Nebraskangooner @Nebraskangooner]

Winner gets the Strait of Hormuz

[once and future wife geist @wife_geist]

theyll never be able to afford a nest

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

First day on the job and the CEO already trusts me to go get apple gift cards for him

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

I’m loving having the World Cup here in America because it’s like we’re having a wild sleepover party with the rest of the world while they go on adventures here

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Kyle, TX: Video circulating from @reporteaustin shows an adult attempting to put hands on high school students during a protest — and the students defended themselves.

Leave kids alone. Peaceful protest isn’t an invitation for intimidation.

[O'Hare Intl. Airport @fly2ohare]

Thank you, Catherine O’Hara ♥️ Forever our legendary Mrs.McCallister.

Photo Credit: 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment

[narancia gaming @naranciagaming]

no rush, take your time

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the cancelled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

[Alexander McCoy @AlexanderMcCoy4]

Cool reporting man thanks

[Tǒast @Themb0flcation]

The way she’s chopped beyond belief

[Sky Marchini @rhcm123]

My fewwo amewicans, a twagedy has stwuk owr bewovved pwesident

[Jake @cake_japuto]

I have a lot of shares of delta pls stop doing this 😩

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

WING OF DELTA PLANE STRIKES RUNWAY AT LAGUARDIA DURING LANDING: ABC

[noah @capsboybebop]

as a philadelphia eagles fan since february 2025 i can’t put into words how much this all means to me

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

waaait FREE HIM

[Kae ‎‎‎ @Jolly_Blaziken]

We're all gonna die

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

u should be at the club

[normal emma @EmmaSpecter]

how do you text a new friend to hang out without sounding like a democrat asking for money

[LIL TAY @liltay]

Dumbass sad bitch