Mike Psy(cl)ops, NASA

stay-at-home son. aspiring trophy husband. proud parent of none. aged to perfection.

[Mike Psy(cl)ops, NASA @cake_underboss]

I wish I loved anything as much as phish ppl love Phish

[Mike Psy(cl)ops, NASA @cake_underboss]

@JigokuCake Looks like it sucks. You should not have kids and take up pottery

[Alec Sulkin @thesulk]

Another day trying to evit the inevitable.

[Mike Psy(cl)ops, NASA @cake_underboss]

@salvin_joseph @kanwetwitty This is more embarrassing for you buddy

[Mike Psy(cl)ops, NASA @cake_underboss]

@interesting_aIl Jeff bezos shut the fuck up challenge @jeffbezos

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

You know planktons real fucked up cause sponge did his verse the F.U.N. song and passed the mic and plankton immediately started describing a Hiroshima situation

[buzz @whatsthebuzz__]

real post i just saw

[Raven Blackrose @byte4554]

Im da king of da restaraunt

[Mike Psy(cl)ops, NASA @cake_underboss]

Me to an insect: haha you gotta chill, you buggin man! But seriously you need to help me my life is so bleak what makes you happy I haven’t felt alive in years

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

It is important to resist the commodification of basic human needs. Food, water and healthcare cannot be subordinated to market considerations or geopolitical interests. Access to adequate food is a fundamental human right grounded in the dignity of every person. Meeting this need not only alleviates suffering but also addresses underlying causes of geopolitical instability. Indeed, food security is an essential component of global and integral security. https://t.co/DgkM9RegJ7

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

Anyone want to go to this gully with me. Just to check it out.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Racism is the only thing he's Fantastic 4(fantastic for), cause that's how he gets his rock off, he's orange. Sheesh @Eminem!! 🔥🔥✊🏾🔥🔥#United

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

this guy was hand-designed by god to toss James Bond across a room into some cabinets

[Mike Psy(cl)ops, NASA @cake_underboss]

@nath1as @Kali_de_Armas The word deception is in every single definition of “bad faith” bud

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

NYPD was juked out of their shoes at the Knicks parade today

[moncho @monchoidk]

man I just want gas the fuck does this mean

[Christian Keil @pronounced_kyle]

My 3-month-old son is now TWICE as big as when he was born.

He's on track to weigh 7.5 trillion pounds by age 10

[Mike Psy(cl)ops, NASA @cake_underboss]

@TB1Kinobe This actually sucks and is dumb as shit. go jerk off to more AI for stupid people who are scared of everything, loser

[small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird]

just saw an email come through with URGENT in the subject line and shut my laptop. it's 5.10 on a Friday grow up

[Mike Psy(cl)ops, NASA @cake_underboss]

@blacklodgeghost @Kappa_Kappa I’ve gotta admit I did the same thing I was like “whoa how tf does he have that random blonde flow coming out the back”

[Sean @panoptisean]

You are hereby sentenced to eating the food you have at your house