Rob Taylor

Father of 8 children. Dad joke aficionado. Master of the poached egg. Using humour to fight the good fight.

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Just post this 👇 happy Saturday 🍂🎃

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@mmpadellan A lot of those red states are about to go more purple than Barney’s big dinosaur ass.

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@JamieBonkiewicz https://t.co/FqC2fTJl5l

I’m sure we’re not far from him trying to rebrand it completely.

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Donald Trump isn’t done renaming things. He wants to rename rape and call it “Love, American Style”.

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Donald Trump isn’t done renaming things. He wants to rename rape and call it “Love, American Style”.

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@preposterousbbg He’s lucky she didn’t leave him in a body bag.

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Does that make you X’s?

[diana @dianalokada]

Son, your dad and i are unfollowing each other on twitter

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My 13 year old and my 16 year old were fighting. I needed to create a distraction larger than the conflict.

So I called them my participation trophies from the Fuck Olympics.

Levels.

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@AtheistPhoenix Then why was there an Ark? Checkmate.

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I hope the Cornell 7 laundered money. Probably the only way they’ll get any jail time.

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@Jane_Doe82 This mf’er is definitely sus.

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@AmyLynnStL But he does crap his pants more often.

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When did a used car, just a little beater, start costing 12k?

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If you go horseback riding with your friend Jack it’s important to let him get in and out of the saddle on his own.

Never help Jack off a horse.

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@itsnwts @omgsidewalks It’s always surprising when I see people jealous of their kids. The goal is to have them be more successful and better off than you are.

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@ImKnotTheOne I’m still carrying that trauma.

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

Donald Trump wants to rename Autumn the Fall Of America

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Charlie Kirk couldn’t play defence, he was prone to getting burned by long range shooting.

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Charlie Kirk couldn’t play defence, he was prone to getting burned by long range shooting.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Gary G. Oblin🇮🇪 @MoroseHillGiant]

Charlie Kirk was 6ft5?? Why tf was he doing dumb campus tours instead of being in the mf court??

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@NotDevinsMom If I were a betting man I’d take the under on that one.

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Remember when Republicans could look at themselves in the mirror without feeling shame? It’s been awhile.