cakeolynn🌻

Insatiable

[ً @artfuIchaos]

i am a friend to all cats. yes, even the mean ones. they have their reasons.

[ʚ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎₊˚ emi ⋆ 🦭˚｡⋆୨୧˚ @littlemiksx]

Mi parte favorita de la biblia es cuando Jesús, en vez de decirle a las mujeres como vestirse, le dice a los hombres que se arranquen sus ojos y corten las manos si no son capaces de controlarse

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[alain❕ @penaltyk1ll]

every time I think I understand soccer they add twenty minutes to the clock and I’m too afraid to ask why

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[mila 🍰 @lastgrlon_earth]

why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat

[alexSSN @alexSSN]

Hey man, that’s really awesome that you saved some of your 4th of July fireworks so you could set them off at noon on the 13th of July

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"no dessert thank you, we'll have the bill" me who wanted the chocolate fudge cake:

[YardieBarbie 🧏🏾‍♀️ @dumbfemm]

Better than me I’d be on the air mattress eating crab legs

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[𝔃𝓪 @SteeIDick]

“if i were you, id-“

if you were me you probably would’ve blown your shit smoove off by now

[Kyle @KBensonJpg]

A vodka soda is $15 and ubers are $70

[miia @miiagarro]

getting your period right after a day of crying is so validating like i knew i wasn't a weak bitch... i was just hormonally possessed

[Lexi 🏴‍☠️ @GoBlueLexi117]

If you whined and cried about the SB halftime show, I better not see you lifting your fucking margarita while eating a taco today. Fuck you. 😂

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

First born daughters.

[Theo 🥭🌊 @realVespasian]

Was feeling good about myself then buddy brutally parrotmogs me

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[oontz oontz @knotBoots]

The burglar chose the wrong home everybody know he does not play about that girl

[trevor @trevorngl]

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring