cakeslice

Sensible man from Cumbria. old fashioned, anti snowflake, anti woke, anti EU

[Darth Craven @CrazyCraven01]

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[may 🐦‍⬛ @rosespeedway]

a carinha que o paul faz depois que o john entra na brincadeira, ele era muito apaixonado

[Benonwine @benonwine]

This literally made me laugh out loud. Belly laugh. 😆🤣👌👏

Les Dawson’s last TV appearance…singing karaoke with a member of the public. You just don’t get telly like this anymore.

Absolute comedy gold. Enjoy, everyone.

[WasAcop @WasAcop]

🚨 Trump, asked if Burnham will face the boats:

“He’s gonna have to mention it, because it’s killing your country.”

“I know Starmer did very little about it.”

“They’re coming from Africa, South America, Asia… They’re invading Europe. It’s an invasion. And the UK is a prime suspect.”

Labour’s answer: blame Brexit. Call crackdowns “un-British.” Record days of dinghies.

Even Trump can see what’s happening.

[leilani dowding 🌸🚜 ☮️ @LeilaniDowding]

Absolutely horrific..

[John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr @realJohnJohnJr]

🚨RIGHT NOW IN THE OVAL OFFICE:

Trump exploded.

Fist against the table. Voice booming like thunder:

“They’re invading us in Europe!
It’s a complete, total, merciless invasion!
And the United Kingdom… is suspect number one.”
He didn’t stop at the rage.
He dropped the bomb no one expected:
“I’m going to launch the Western Survival Pact.
Whoever signs: slams borders shut, deports en masse, and defends their culture to the death.
Whoever doesn’t sign… stands alone against the wave.
And the first one who has to sign… is the United Kingdom.
Or it sinks.”

Deathly silence.
No one breathed.
Western Civilization just received its ultimatum.

FOLLOW ME, THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING

[pAuLfC @LFC_PAUL_]

Robbo has made more sense of the Salah and Slot situation than Carragher has in months

[Watch LFC @Watch_LFC]

Jurgen Klopp talking about if he would be ok with Liverpool winning the Premier League by Man City retrospectively being stripped of titles…

“You organise the bus, I’ll buy the beer” 😂

[Make L.A. Great Again 🇺🇸 @lalovestrump]

ABC Australia explaining how to buy sex in Thailand

“Say I want to spend a little time with Tina over here” 😂

[elena 𖦹·˚✶⋆. @toluvvsuki]

paul, george, ringo & george martin listening and discussing the first and final take of "tomorrow never knows" included in the beatles anthology documentary (1995) 🤍

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

“The evidence for Noah’s Ark is getting a little overwhelming.”

This independent researcher just blew Joe Rogan’s mind.

Tyler Engle broke down bombshell new radar scans from Mount Ararat.

“The Noah’s Ark location.”

Bookmark this.

“How much more evidence do we need?”

“They got a new little drone … using the same technology that they used to find the Hawara Labyrinth in Egypt.”

“Mount Ararat is almost 17,000 feet high.”

“Straddled by two of the saltiest lakes on Earth.”

“How did it get there?”

“Most people confuse the flood with the Younger Dryas event.”

“That is way too far back in history.”

“The nearby town of Shuruppak was buried in 50 feet of mud.”

“That mud was dated very close to the mud that is covering this structure.”

“Shuruppak … is where Noah was from.”

“The ancient Sumerians called Noah Ziusudra, the last king on the Sumerian King’s List before the flood.”

“These guys were a megalithic culture.”

“They could work really big, really hard rocks.”

“And right by the site of this ark … are called drogue stones.”

“Anchor stones.”

“They would … suspend them off of the boat to keep it stable in rocky water or anchored.”

“Noah’s Ark … was the largest ship ever built.”

“And meant only to survive this one event.”

“Those dimensions are exceptionally close to what we see in the ground.”

Rogan: “It does seem like there was … probably multiple events throughout history.”

Engle: “That one’s well documented.”

Rogan: “The flood?”

Engle: “The one in Turkey was 3,000 BC or so … there was multiple.”

“That whole region … has flood evidence.”

Rogan: “So most likely, it was probably a semi-local event, like contained to Turkey.”

“And it’s wiped out.”

“The question is, was it a real event?”

“And if it was … how the hell did this Noah guy know it was coming?”

@joerogan @Bassforge_us

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I would put this woman in charge of a fish-and-chip shop

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: President Trump RIPPED Keir Starmer to SHREDS in private

White house press secretary reveals all on the private meeting between the two

He told Starmer his policies are STUPID and everyone hates him

Well said Trump

[𝘙𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦 @NegSpeed]

Just do OF at this point

[British Stand @britishstandd]

Watch As He SILENCES WOKE Nutter On Live TV As She Sides With Illegal Migrants!

[Kelvin MacKenzie @kelvmackenzie]

Always been suspicious of Bake Off star Nadiya Hussain since when dropped by the BBC she gave interviews claiming that being a Muslim woman in TV “ doesn’t always support people like me”.
No mention of the work lasting years that made her a fortune. Ungrateful.
Since nobody had shown any interest in her for some time she has now decided to share a video accusing Ed Sheeran of shedding “ white tears” over the Palestine row which engulfed his US tour.
Hussain, a devout Muslim , shared the video alleging Sheeran’s crying was an example of “ white tears” - a term used by lefties to describe a white person’s emotional response drawing attention away from oppression or racism.
What about the “ brown tears” surrounding 9/11 and October 7.
How Islamic leaders publicly expressed sorrow at the outrages saying how awful the attacks were while their words were matched by Muslim cheers across the world.
I suggest Hussain sticks to baking cakes if she can now find anybody prepared to film it.

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

Behold, one of my favouritist ever parodys of a British TV programme. It is, of course, The Great British P*ss Up, as seen originally on The Keith Lemon Show over a decade ago and featuring Leigh Francis, John Thomson and the marvellous Tom Davis.

Good day.

[Piers Morgan Uncensored @PiersUncensored]

"Free Palestine is the new Black Lives Matter... the new rhetorical trick to bully people into taking a side."

Former Mumford and Sons musician @MrWinMarshall tells Uncensored why he stands by Ed Sheeran.

Watch more 👇

📺 https://t.co/iRes6TB064

@piersmorgan

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Well said Simon Jordan - who points out some inconvenient truths on illegal migration. And no, his commentary isn’t racist. He’s simply saying in blunt terms what millions of people are saying up and down the country. And no, they aren’t racist either.

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Love him or hate him Rowan Atkinson is one very talented guy. Great watch … enjoy . #mrBean