Personalk (parody)

It is me. I don't reflexively identify myself by familial relations.

[Personalk (parody) @cal2neb]

@RepMikeCollins @NancyMace And when you host town halls, you tell your constituents to [checking notes] "fuck off"?

[Personalk (parody) @cal2neb]

@PrivaXyIsXtinct @NYPDnews On hold with UHC, of course

[Personalk (parody) @cal2neb]

@MicDubTV @OffseasonFC You are not wrong, but it's here as an exclusive.

[Personalk (parody) @cal2neb]

@OffseasonFC Good clean dumb fun. I hope everyone got a nice paycheck (esp. Lo). Waiting for Ep.2.

[Personalk (parody) @cal2neb]

@GalPalSports Beautiful use of the defenders to block the keeper's view. CP23 is back.

[Gal Pal Sports @GalPalSports]

CAPPING OFF ONE HUNDRED CAPS

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

So, since we've all established that an ear "blown off" by a bullet from an automatic rifle doesn't grow back on it's own, what the fuck really DID happen in Butler PA, the day two people died?

[Personalk (parody) @cal2neb]

Happy International Sportsmanship Day!

All good wishes to our Goddess of Sportsmanship, Stacey!

[Personalk (parody) @cal2neb]

@AngryBlackLady I am charming AF, a skilled public speaker and have the capability to find common ground and interests with anyone and those interactions DRAIN me of all my energy. Extroverts are CHARGED by those same interactions.

[Personalk (parody) @cal2neb]

This is normal and not at all weird.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

They’re losing it...

Fox News' Jesse Watters: “When a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman."

[Personalk (parody) @cal2neb]

@joncoopertweets Neither will ever be Vice President

[Personalk (parody) @cal2neb]

Yes! Keep doing this! Get all the super normal Republicans who don't sound like syphilitic jackalopes to do as many TV appearances as possible. Good. Work.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Hannity books Stephen Miller to push back on the weird allegations

[Personalk (parody) @cal2neb]

@leeobeee @hinklecolin Two things can be true.

[Personalk (parody) @cal2neb]

They knew . . .

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Lmao

[Personalk (parody) @cal2neb]

I thought the dark day was when an ice storm knocked out power all across Texas and Senator Cruz went to Cancun.

[Personalk (parody) @cal2neb]

This site still has purpose

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

COUNT 21: GUILTY

COUNT 22: GUILTY

COUNT 23: GUILTY

COUNT 24: GUILTY

COUNT 25: GUILTY

[Personalk (parody) @cal2neb]

A polite suggestion to prevent such errors: write your own book!

[Face The Nation @FaceTheNation]

.@KristiNoem addresses the false claim in her new book that she met with North Korea’s leader Kim Jong Un: "This anecdote shouldn't have been in the book, and as soon as it was brought to my attention I made sure that that was adjusted."

[Personalk (parody) @cal2neb]

The ultimate boss is never making an Elon biopic.

[Personalk (parody) @cal2neb]

I suspect this is a misstep on the part of Iran. Will hopefully be treated as a tit-for-tat exchange.

[Semafor @semafor]

Iran has fired drones at Israel after threatening to retaliate for an attack on a diplomatic compound in Syria that killed several high-ranking Iranian military officials.
https://t.co/6xWHifKkq2