I’m not gonna fix capitalism with a couple tweets but we need more “that’s not gonna happen” and less “yes mam/sirs” to start a lot of people have been programmed to dick eat
Happy birthday Paddington!!!
His friends gathered to celebrate his birthday with Victoria sponge cake with marmalade🎂!!
Marmalade sandwich is hiding behind Paddington biscuit on top 😋
If the Pizza shop has a picture of the 2006 Italian World cup starting 11 you’re in good hands. These pictures serve as an unofficial stamp of Italian authenticity.
deeply imbued with baseball's sense of history & myth while never slipping into oversentimentality. masterfully evokes the tempo of the game, its beautiful boredom...all the dramatic undercurrents waiting to be discovered, paid off by patience. ready to call this a masterpiece.
So it turns out Santa Clause is behind the mysterious drones and he is just testing out a new gift delivery method. He didn’t wanna do it but the reindeer have gone on strike as they attempt to unionize.