caleb ray

[Neet @neet_sol]

A nationwide “worker shortage” and 5 round job interviews existing simultaneously is pretty funny

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Farms use more water than data centers.”

ACTUALLY, YOU CAN EAT FOOD. YOU CANNOT EAT THE AI SLOP YOU POST TO INSTAĠRAM.

[Sinking 🇪🇸🏆 @EisakuOtomo]

@ifIwererain “Future goat”

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

have a rat getting into my attic somehow

calling exterminators to get quotes

one guy sounds like rats slept with his wife or something, guy was getting angry just talking about rats

found my contractor

[⟲ @unotfbg]

console wars ending with both sides committing suicide

[KC @KCXKami]

Back in the day if a nigga bought the $100 version of a game he got a mf statue with that bih

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

@user84829272 We need Executive Member guards to take care of the riff raff... I shouldn't even have to look at these people frankly

[Willie Stewart @Lindsay04555896]

Dear Scottish twitter, please stick to this kind of material

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

Sensational

[redrum @griffisu]

apple watch app that detects when your heart stops and auto uploads a photo of half your face half xxxtentacion to all your socials

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Can you imagine how fucking psychotic this would look?

[dre1 @drevano_]

@StolenDans I was about to laugh but my corners are disappearing too

[BishounenBunny @FunkPasta]

Im being serious, my Dad was a competitive Halo 2 player when i was a kid and this is how one of his montages open

[Florida Living (JustOh) 🇺🇸 @myacatt51]

Must have been amazing to see Florida before it became so over-developed.

[vaultah @vaultah]

@PunishedAltus I've recently been experimenting with slobmaxxing. Literally nothing in my life changed except I have more time to sit alone and ponder

[Lord Rothschild IV @analogyistruth]

@PunishedAltus this is bareminimaxxing

[Nicolas @NicTessitore]

@TheRealEatemup7 Never hit a man when he's down, pick him up first and strike again - Sun Tzu probably

[Trolly McTrollface @tmtface69]

@NorthernIion_LP close enough, welcome back diogenes