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art worker / coffee maker
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he/they

[witch of the wobbly woods (MAGGOT MOMMY) @sadjazzwxtch]

Arguably the hottest a deadite has EVER looked

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Chickens when cars don’t let them cross the road

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The biggest ever Lord of the Rings Lego set has been leaked, priced at a reported $650

Made up of 8278 pieces, the city of Minas Tirith will be the 6th largest Lego set ever in terms of number of pieces

[Garby @Atlantis252]

Using AI to create images of my line manager on Epstein's island to send to HR

[Frank @f_lynyrd]

oooh look at me i’m ethan hawke. i’ve aged incredibly. i got to make out with pedro pascal in cowboy boots. i fumbled uma therman and robert sean leonard. fuck you.

[Man vs Baby @mattcoyney]

It's almost that time of year when my wife sits next to me on the sofa and glances at me like I'm a piece of shit. Because of what Alan Rickman did to Emma Thompson in a fictional film, released over 20 years ago.

[🌟 @charlieebaker69]

they look like an indie rock band that’s going to release a slightly emo banger

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

They literally go around saying “gobble gobble”

[matt @_dsppntdd]

wow look i’m joe keery im in tame impalas music videos and get handcuffed by sabrina carpenter and star in stranger things go fuck yourself joe

[Samplo Corvodina of Streatham @TreborRhurbarb]

Honestly not sure if the follow up tweet to this can ever be topped

[JP💰 @Awakenjp]

when ur 8 drinks deep and they start playing 2000s white women music

[🐘🏰 @BGS1877]

Real ones were watching Isis beheading videos in year 8

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

to the tune of pink pony club:

[Ash @SantanaelChan]

"Why so queerious" - the Woker

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

my happy place

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

Theatrical dates included

[matt genovese @mattgenofilm]

The vision has never been more clear