Joe Calapai

On-again, (mostly) off again stand-up comedian. Writer. Self-styled humorist. Just waiting until my musical version of Deliverance is ready for Broadway.

[Joe Calapai @calapai]

@ProjectLincoln @SethAbramson @arnold Hey, @TheSlyStallone I have bad news for you. Your crack about the “Schwarzenegger Presidential Library” in “Demolition Man” isn’t funny anymore. It actually sounds a hell of a lot less of a joke than a Trump presidential library now.

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@SonyaBonczek I usually give both. I know I will tend to forget to loop her into things. And as far as schedules go we can both miss things, so it’s better to have both of us in the loop. Kinda what partnership is all about.

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@DavidHendel @STTOSRunner Actually nagus and nog are, too.

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@DavidHendel @STTOSRunner Alpha, gamma, defiant, quark, and trill are actually words.

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@tkillcoin @Toucherandrich Kind of a different situation though. In Hollywood everyone and their brother is trying to push spec scripts onto big name actors and their representatives are tasked with weeding them out. For an MLB player they’re getting a max of thirty offers — they need to hear them all.

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@Bosdun86 @Chris_MC1983 @Toucherandrich

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@KenGriffeyRules (Although he’s wrong about the Yankees having one though.)

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@KenGriffeyRules Fred is correct re: the City Connect uniforms:

https://t.co/X6cgS2UYaq

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@beef7272 @lweisenthal @johnrobertsFox As a father of three kids, I’ll answer that: I’d manage it. I’d rather work around a minor potential inconvenience than continue the damage of fossil fuels so my kids can have a shot at a decent future. And “dark ages?” Talk about desperate grasping at straws. 😂

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@jaylh2001 @StobiesGalaxy

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@StobiesGalaxy The One Where They Focused On Profits and Prophets.

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@daydreamwasted @TerribleT1220 @commonsense_tom @NoLieWithBTC If you say “Register to vote” at a church, that’s okay. If you say “Register to vote Republican” at a church, that’s not okay. (And the flip side “Register to vote Democrat” would not be okay either.)

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@SocialMediaMob @paulgraham71 @ansonmount

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@Toucherandrich @KenGriffeyRules Also that he has a hell of an underrated throwing arm? I mean, if the @RedSox keep playing like this, why not give him some innings out of the Arm Barn?

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@Toucherandrich Can we spend a moment appreciating that out of all the “talent” at WEEI in the early 2000’s, it’s John Wallach — @KenGriffeyRules himself — who’s the one still standing, on a top-rated sports show and having his name chanted at a live event at a sold-out Boston theater?

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@Skywatcher1138 @JamesOdell1975 @alexandertperry That was actually in the book Imzafi II.

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@signaturelax I put in an order for my daughter’s lacrosse uniform on February 12th. The season is half over and we still don’t have it. We just keep getting emails from your company about new dates that are never met. How can we get a refund.

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@WokeAznGirl @charles_gaba @neeratanden 👍🏻 MySpace likes this.

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@BeacomJude @JeriLRyan @Delta In a word … YES! A thousand times yes.

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@GlobeChadFinn Sam Horn

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@dunkindonuts This is at least the third time I’ve had a problem ordering through the app and I’ve never heard back from Dunkin Donuts on the others, although they were much smaller orders than this.

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@dunkindonuts I’ve tried multiple times to contact someone about this. I realize this is a holiday but if you’re going to take peoples’ money and not fulfil the order there needs to be some way to talk to someone to make it right. Otherwise close the stores if you’re not willing to …