Cal Broad

Alkaline Trio.

[Workaholics Quotes @WorkaholicsQ]

"Nope, that's a chop buddy" -Ders

[Cal Broad @calbroad]

@CraigCwag ummm?

[Workaholics Quotes @WorkaholicsQ]

"Hey, I'm sorry all my awesome muscles got in the way of our friendship for a while" -Adam

[Cal Broad @calbroad]

@bagel_twit that's mental!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Please don't criticise my multi award winning, half a billion dollar franchise, global hit show The Office. It really hurts.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Suddenly I’m too old to enjoy a ringpop?

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I hope I never have to choose between my children and garlic bread.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Just looked in the mirror and sneezed. Now I'm afraid I might be allergic to handsome.

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

'Do you believe in life after Love' by Chair is/is not the best song of all time. I know it's one of the two

[Workaholics Quotes @WorkaholicsQ]

"Love Guru? That`s the future of comedy" -Adam

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

Treat yo self with the trailer for @azizansari's new stand-up special, Buried Alive. Exclusive to Netflix: http://t.co/eJFkQiVZBt

[Cal Broad @calbroad]

@bagel_twit okay dude sounds good. Ahh fuck, good luck!

[Cal Broad @calbroad]

@bagel_twit haha yeah cool man! I've got band practice in the evening so 4's good! Check your facebook!

[Cal Broad @calbroad]

@TheFrontBottoms new buddy tattoos ready for the gig on Wednesday! @joinerslive

[Cal Broad @calbroad]

@bagel_twit fuck!! We HAVE to go

[Cal Broad @calbroad]

@southseafest are there any unfilled cancellations or anything of that nature? Villiers would love to play anywhere that we possibly can!!

[Workaholics Quotes @WorkaholicsQ]

"Nope, that's a chop buddy" -Ders

[Wayne Campbell @ABakingPowder]

It will be Terrys job to give the actors their hand cue. Excuse me, Russel, but I believe I requested the hand job...

[Punk History @PunkHistory]

Lars Fredreriksen of @Rancid turns 42 today! Lars is covered with tattoos, however, the letters P-U-N-X on his knuckles are birthmarks.