heidi

#WhiteBearLakeAlumni #FGCUalumni #ForeveraMinnesotanatheart Always be yourself.... Unless you can be Batman, then be Batman.

[Andrew McCulloch @ByAndyMcCulloch]

🚨Big-Man TD Alert🚨

Dripping Springs senior DE Nathan Prehar (@NPrehar) intercepts a pass deep in Cardinals’ territory and scores on a 13-yard pick six TD defensively

Tigers lead Harlingen 28-0 with less than 4 minutes to go in Q2 #txhsfb #txhsfbplayoffs #RGVFootball

[heidi @caldeheid3]

@Jaykayex Validating when men realize these are the situations women experience everyday

[heidi @caldeheid3]

@Jaykayex Had a guy recently tell me about his experience having to physically remove himself/ pull a girl off him at a party once, and he ended with, I just feel awful that I had this experience one time years ago, and women deal with this every weekend . It's validating for us females

[heidi @caldeheid3]

@Jaykayex Future

[Duran @duran_theman]

Watch some Golden girls n cry kinda day

[heidi @caldeheid3]

Couldn't have said it better myself

[Sonja Lavooij @smlafoy]

Trying to dip my toes in the dating world and it’s like, I’m never gonna go camping with some dude. And that’s like 1/3 of the guys that are out there’s personality. Then another 1/3 are too dumb. It’s a small ass pool to dip my toes in 😅

[heidi @caldeheid3]

@smlafoy Ahahaha I get the same words from my fam in many different ways

[jordan from cwnp and also the dj @tornadojally]

did the covid booster actually give me body aches or did i use it as an excuse to watch six star wars movies and order red ginger?

the world may never know

[Llama @itsMeLlama]

I feel like Disney is like “omg hi welcome. I love you. Have the best time of your life. .

Universal is like “sup. Fuck you and get on a roller coaster”

[Duran @duran_theman]

Life is random. First I'm in my undies baking frozen cookies then an hour later I'm invited to a party across the street and hold the beer pong table all night with a dude who reminds me of my cousin Taylor 😂

[Llama @itsMeLlama]

Things my parents have instilled in me:

1. If someone is paying for your dinner, never order something expensive
2. If you’re staying over someone’s house, give them something as a thank you

[Sonja Lavooij @smlafoy]

I miss being younger and so active my period only lasted 3 days and was regular. Now its come 3 times in 4 weeks and I’m wondering if freezing my eggs and removing this sucker is the right call.

[heidi @caldeheid3]

@Jaykayex What a go-getter

[Llama @itsMeLlama]

I would like to give a sincere thank you to @ColdStone for creating the banana bread batter ice cream flavor. It tastes exactly like banana bread and my tastebuds loved it

[Sonja Lavooij @smlafoy]

Genuinely confused on how people are my age, and on their second marriage. How are you so sure you wanna be with someone forever…? Twice?

[Gorl @LexiBiloxi]

At what age do you grow out of being a dumbass? Asking for myself.

[Sonja Lavooij @smlafoy]

Uffda I thought cardio would sweat my sins from Saturday out. Nope.

[Sonja Lavooij @smlafoy]

How soon in the conversation is it before the guy whose trying to slide into my DM’s starts thinking I’m interested because I’m being nice? Is it the 2nd or 3rd response.

[Sonja Lavooij @smlafoy]

Alright Instagram and Facebook targeted adds. I GO ON ONE SUCCESSFUL DATE. I DO NOT NEED WEDDING ADS. That is all.

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

My favorite dinner theater canceled its production of Cinderella because it was “too white.” lmfao https://t.co/zrJtXAuv33