Caleb Simmons

CS Lewis is my spirit animal | Sic Em Bears

[Caleb Simmons @caleb__simmons]

Europeans trying brisket this past week

[Dave Van de Walle @Area224]

Scotland player was excited that he almost scored

[Caleb Simmons @caleb__simmons]

@stoolpresidente

[Caleb Simmons @caleb__simmons]

🇺🇸 Team USA chants- this gal has it figured out. Spread the word

[𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 @PistolRick]

𝑨𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝑮𝒐𝒍𝒅. 𝑭𝒓𝒆𝒆 𝑩𝒊𝒓𝒅. 𝑪𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑻𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔

[Jbus @Jbus21_]

@WhiteHouse Hang it in the Oval Office

[Caleb Simmons @caleb__simmons]

Nice try at baseball Canada, we’ll take hockey too 🇺🇸

[Shehan Jeyarajah @ShehanJeyarajah]

Or alternatively, imagine what SMU would do to Ohio State

[BEJALVIN @bejalvin]

Taco Bell be like damn this shit is delicious take it off the menu

[Caleb Simmons @caleb__simmons]

@BaylorMan Only other thought is if we’ve already asked a lot of players to leave when transfer portal opens and are afraid we won’t have a team

[Caleb Simmons @caleb__simmons]

Just feel like this decision has to be a leading indicator for McNamee parting ways with Aranda in the coming two weeks

[Grayson Grundhoefer @GrayGrundhoefer]

Statement from Baylor on a potential bowl bid.

“We have declined the opportunity to play in a Bowl, as we've already progressed deeply into the offseason timeline of preparation for the 2026 season. “

[Caleb Simmons @caleb__simmons]

@dfank_BU You’d think the only reason to say no is if new AD is thinking about parting ways with Aranda in the next 2 weeks, right?

If it really is his program next year, then everything else around a bowl is pretty invaluable

[Caleb Simmons @caleb__simmons]

@ShehanJeyarajah Superlative- which CFB coach is most likely to sing I’m so Humble non sarcastically, and why is it Dan Lanning?

[Caleb Simmons @caleb__simmons]

@InsidePackSport Any update on Smothers’ availability?

[Caleb Simmons @caleb__simmons]

@TheCUSACentel @OregonState @BeaverFootball @pac12 @SamHoustonState @BearkatsFB @ConferenceUSA @Blutman27 @JoshPateCFB @CFBONFOX @CFBHome @SickosCommittee

[Caleb Simmons @caleb__simmons]

@ShehanJeyarajah Meanwhile, isn’t the ULM football coach still the acting AD?

[Caleb Simmons @caleb__simmons]

… if I were an opposing fan base going to Lubbock

[Cole Banker @colebankertv]

Woah.

#TexasTech AD Kirby Hocutt just announced that starting this week, the first time a tortilla is thrown on the field at Jones AT&T Stadium, there will be a warning... the second time, a 15-yard penalty AND a $100,000 fine.

[Caleb Simmons @caleb__simmons]

@pbpope Had the audio file saved, you both predicted we were going to follow the exact same script from the SMU game, right?

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

[fank @dfank_BU]

[begins to brush off coaching wish list that’s gathered dust over the last 12 months]