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[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

Does anyone else spend the entire modern movie turning the volume up and down because there is zero sound consistency in movies anymore?

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

@TheDemocrats No Kings but Democrats tried coronating Kamala Harris to the presidency without a proper primary.

[Matt @MarktMatts]

@nicksortor

[rebecca ferguson's pr manager 💌 @julietsavvyer]

I love how petty the bene Gesserit are bc what do you mean they hated Jessica so much that for thousands of years they still remembered what she did and named it as "the Jessica crime" 😭

[Criminal Penguin @Crime_Penguin]

We could just privatize all of this and never deal with it again. The security at Universal and Disney parks can process tens of thousands of people per day pretty seamlessly. Neither has had a major security incident post 9/11.

[Brendan Keefe - Atlanta News First @BrendanKeefe]

TSA is largely funded by a tax on every ticket. It adds $5.60 to every one-way ticket & $11.20 to roundtrips. Everyone in line right now is already paying the TSA fee, even for free reward travel. The government has previously diverted that money to the Treasury. Pay the agents.

[abby @sourlittleme]

Re-watching the dune part three trailer just to feel something

[Ginny Robinson @ImGinnyRobinson]

HOW ARE CHRISTIANS SUPPORTING THIS ANTI-CHRIST?????????????????????

[Hamed @HamedTweets]

@andrewjclare Tech Twitter evaluating a $500 laptop like it’s supposed to run NASA simulations.

[Johnny Neff @JohnnyNeff_]

the macbook neo trying to boot up Chrome
https://t.co/uW0JDEARhC

[Naveen Kopparam @naveenkopparam]

Using a Windows laptop for 10 mins makes clear why Apple is a trillion-dollar company.

[star baby 💫 @thesecoldbones]

chicken thighs are exponentially better than chicken breasts and i’m tired of pretending like they’re not

[J Stewart @triffic_stuff_]

🚨ROSEANNE BARR DESTROYED THE “WHAT IS A WOMAN” QUESTION IN TYPICAL RAW UNFILTERED NO-NONSENSE STYLE 😂💥

Piers Morgan: “Roseanne, what is a woman?”

Roseanne doesn’t hesitate, doesn’t sugarcoat, just unleashes the most gloriously unapologetic answer ever:

“A woman is me. Somebody whose breasts hang down to her stomach and who has a prolapsed uterus from giving birth to five ungrateful little b*stards who’ve never had to work a day in their goddamn life. That’s what a woman is.”

Delivered straight-faced. Piers loses it laughing. Brilliant! 😂😂

[Blake Scholl 🛫 @bscholl]

Unpopular opinion: jet engines are just plain badass

[Mike Donatelli @mikeddonatelli]

Eating more protein just means you add more chicken to your plate and less pasta

It doesn’t mean every sweet treat, coffee, and snack you consume has to have protein

[Russ' TD ⚡ @RussFcb]

Shoutout to Katseye, Gnarly the worst song I've ever heard #Grammys

[Fahad Naim @Fahadnaimb]

Composites revolutionized flying but that peeling paint tho... 787 wings taped up, A350 fuselages flaking (Qatar mess fixed 2023).
Lighter planes, better fuel.... but cosmetic headaches. Boeing speed tape temp fix, Airbus interlayer solution.
Paint peeling isn't a Boeing OR Airbus problem.... it's a composite problem.
Both companies handled it well long-term

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

“Do it scared” is the best advice I’ve ever gotten cause a lot of success I’ve seen is from shit I didn’t feel ready to do yet

[blue @bluewmist]

STOP CANCELING TRIPS Because your friends can't go. Go ALONE.