Caleb Cross

[Caleb Cross @CalebCross63]

@bavedikian @BestBuy @FedEx This reminds me of when I ordered a pizza from a local restaurant and the pizza never arrived.

I contacted the restaurant and they told me to contact DoorDash. THEY were the ones who used DoorDash, not me. I didn’t even have a DoorDash account.

[Caleb Cross @CalebCross63]

@BiltRewards My girlfriend’s card has a $3,000 fraudulent pending charge on it and there is no way to contact you to fix this. Every time we try to use your chat it just says “an error occurred”.

[Caleb Cross @CalebCross63]

@90smiau The paid version is more performant

[Caleb Cross @CalebCross63]

@MAGAVoice Breaking news: people who actually like TMZ also like Kid Rock. I would have never guessed that.

[Caleb Cross @CalebCross63]

@misfitpatriot_ Nobody watched the Bad Bunny halftime show on YouTube because they were already watching it on TV. This is survey bias at its worst.

[Caleb Cross @CalebCross63]

@TheModerateCase We don’t have to guess if people would enjoy it or not, just look at the charts. Bad Bunny consistently puts out #1 songs in the USA.

For this reason he’s objectively one of the most appropriate halftime performances we could have.

[Caleb Cross @CalebCross63]

@shadowbinned @giavanna999 @P_Chonya @Jwhitty16 @PamphletsY This is what you’re so positive is a gun? A completely unidentifiable black blob? He was also confirmed to have been holding a black cell phone.

But no, this black blurry spot must have been his second gun 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Caleb Cross @CalebCross63]

@landzngrooves @buildin43634211 @Bricktop_NAFO What on God’s green earth has you so sure that is a firearm. That is just a black blob. What we do know is that he was holding a phone at the beginning of an interaction.

[Caleb Cross @CalebCross63]

@landzngrooves @buildin43634211 @Bricktop_NAFO ICE only reported 1 gun. If he had 2, they would have reported that.

[Caleb Cross @CalebCross63]

@Jwhitty16 @PamphletsY ICE posted that they had recovered a single firearm from the victim

[Caleb Cross @CalebCross63]

@gy_zero @ChipotleTweets Sadly I ordered through the Chipotle app where there’s no third party to refund me. Technically they contract DoorDash for the delivery except I can’t contact DoorDash directly about the order.

[Caleb Cross @CalebCross63]

Me: *Submits a help request to @chipotle because the portions were 1/3 of what they’re supposed to be*

Chipotle Customer Service: “Thanks for letting us know, we’ll tell the restaurant to look into this. Goodbye!”

??? So you’re just going to take my money and run???

[Caleb Cross @CalebCross63]

@ChipotleTweets I don’t even know what to say. This happens every time I order delivery and it never happens when I go in person.

I feel like I’m going to be banned from Chipotle which how much I complain, but this literally happens every time and it’s unacceptable.

[Caleb Cross @CalebCross63]

@VetFather_Bill Whoever has the most money gets screwed the hardest. It has nothing to do with gender. It just so happens that men *usually* have more money in relationships.

[Caleb Cross @CalebCross63]

@CMPD are y’all fucking stupid or something? Is nobody going to get the dumbasses who have been shooting fireworks off for the past 3 hours in uptown in the middle of a parking lot? Wtf is wrong with this police department, it’s loud AF and won’t stop

[Caleb Cross @CalebCross63]

Maturing is going back to designing light-mode first

[Caleb Cross @CalebCross63]

If someone thinks their beliefs align with the greater good, then that person is not evil.

Trump supporters think Democrats are wrong. Biden supporters think Republicans are wrong.

One can only be evil if they know their beliefs are morally wrong, yet they believe them anyway.

[Caleb Cross @CalebCross63]

I would rather write code with my toes than pass {action: delete} in order to delete something

[boris @boristane]

wait, am I reading this right? and the comments agree?

I'm truly confused

so to delete an item you make a POST to /resource/id/delete ?

or do you make a POST to /resource/id with body { action: 'delete' }

what is this?

[Caleb Cross @CalebCross63]

Can confirm

[Daniel Doyon @deadly_onion]

men only want one thing and it's disgusting

(a personal home/office studio in the woods behind their house)

[Caleb Cross @CalebCross63]

Amazing intelligence test. The correct answer is red.

Everyone is given two options: a “survive” option and a “might survive” option.

Anyone who chooses blue is risking their own life to save a bunch of people who had a survive option in front of them.

The choice is clear.

[lisatomic @lisatomic5]

Poll question from my 12yo:

Everyone responding to this poll chooses between a blue pill or red pill.

- if > 50% of ppl choose blue pill, everyone lives
- if not, red pills live and blue pills die

Which do you choose?