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[caleb perry @calebdperry]

here's my highlight video from the past two years of high school soccer! check it out! https://t.co/0XnGzu3JQr check it out!

[Upstate Trash @Upstate_Trash]

The English are on here moaning about everything and making school shooting jokes, meanwhile this German dude is having the time of his life.

[epic cat looking galaxy glasses @FaggotLabubu]

I’m either about to fart this stomach ache away, or shit all over my couch, and there’s only one way to find out

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

Tras dos días en los que la maquinaria ha puesto el foco en una jugada que hoy ha sido ratificada, nos surge una duda:

¿Cómo se puede acabar un derbi con solo dos faltas? Os lo detallamos en nuestro ‘Tiempo de Revisión’:

[Hana 🧡 @HanaHoops]

The odds of a little kid in Serbia twenty years ago wearing a random Denver sports teams merch and becoming their greatest player in franchise history will always be one of the craziest sports stories.

[Charles DeGlopper @bronzebarbarian]

I cannot believe the U.S. Navy has submarines towing around cages full of sharks they release after sinking enemy ships.

[Marc Menchaca @MarcMencha98]

Dude just walked into a room full of people who commit the exact crime he is actively pointing out. Balls of steel. We need to support Mr. Tebow in his fight against pedophelia

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Being scared to use the word retarded is retarded.

[M E G. @meganjewells]

Public executions for all pedophiles.

Democrats and Republicans alike.

It’s really simple, guys.

[Witty Houston @aiojames]

Good! People should want to adopt because they WANT to adopt!! Not because they can’t have children the traditional way. Adoption isn’t build-a-bear. You have to have the mind to be able to handle all the challenges that comes with it.

[Brian @Bri_an2]

Can we all agree he was always clear of Marcelo?

[doomer @uncledoomer]

growing up my parents told me "depression is for losers" so i decided not to ever let myself get depressed and it worked

[Johnny Cortes @johnnycortes]

Messi's 69th career free kick goal view from my seat 🔥

[MSN @veetunesx]

This is easily the greatest header goal of the last decade.

[tita dori kaisen @mightyalbularyo]

insane how no one posted this yet

[Vyber(fan) @_Mac_lfc]

Like this tweet if you think Ronaldo has never been a better player than Messi at any point in his career

[kathy @no1gladionfan]

very embarrassing fact about me: i have played at least 1 version of every main series pokemon game to completion. i also. have never completed a single pokedex

[alondra 🍓 @constarlations]

I wish Pokémon had more than one save file
I always hate restarting my games cause sometimes I just want the accessibility of a finished save file but also I like replaying the games as much as possible

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

This man is a hero and should get the highest recognition from the White House possible.

[ياسَمين 🇪🇸 @skinny_skelly]

#YouHaveANightmare

[John Cardillo @johncardillo]

Rescue swimmers are no joke.

This guy trained impossibly hard, worked harder, and saved 165 families from the worst phone call or visit they could ever imagine.

All in his first mission. We’re lucky to have him.

You’re looking at a true American hero.