Picture this: Harry Styles does a photoshoot wearing extravagant clothes and looks impeccable. Chef’s kiss. Critics laugh and jab at the fact that he’s wearing a dress. Freddie Mercury and David Bowie are watching with pure shock in their extravagant gowns from heaven above.
George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.
The year is 2024. Coronavirus was worse than we expected. Toilet paper has been gone for 3 yrs. I have over 250 rolls from not wiping my ass for yrs. The police are approaching. They have surrounded my home. My gun is loaded aiming at the door. They want my paper. This is the end