Caleb McCain

[Caleb McCain @calebmccain_]

WWDDOOTDDD

[Caleb McCain @calebmccain_]

A little girl came into petland to dispose of her deceased hamster. Spam F for hammy. Not cuz he’s dead but cuz he’s spending the rest of eternity in a jojo siwa box. 😞

[back @TheVonSolo]

@KaitMarieox But all kidding aside, your cousin is one lucky guy.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

1. did you attend a college with squirrels on campus
2. did people assert that your school’s squirrels were, in some way, different from most squirrels

[Caleb McCain @calebmccain_]

Retweet if you’re ready for a meme revolution in 2019 where we all unfollow and overthrow the popular meme pages that make their accounts private and post promotions more than the actual memes themselves. Stand with me and fight against this oppression. We deserve better!

[ @vinnybrack]

Michael Jackson performing Billie Jean (2002) https://t.co/dtORGb7Lxu

[valentina @valatrain]

caleb mccain: my very first high school friend despite the grade difference. thank you for bringing me to my relationship with God and reminding me to always be the best me. you never fail to believe in me even when i don’t believe in myself. i love ya w/ my whole heart!!

[T2 ✰ @bbythangg]

the blue one always hit different

[Caleb McCain @calebmccain_]

Girls who can move on >>> Girls who continuously stalk and harass their ex

[👉😎👉 @BeePuncher]

This is the last thing mufasa saw before he died

[Anthony Trucco @anthonytrucco]

Twitter Timeline Edition

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

I wasn’t ready to laugh this hard

[uba @nigeriansosa]

*Gets ran over*

Bystander: Sir are you alright? Can you move?

Me: Tell-

Bystander: Tell who??

Me:

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

table: dinner’s on me guys
customer: lol I get it
table, pulling out his wallet: no. I GOT IT.

[log @log__cabin]

When she says she’s only into country boys

[Caleb McCain @calebmccain_]

Gotta love a girl with confidence

[Caleb McCain @calebmccain_]

I try to sleep but then I remember that some people out there actually use a different color folder besides green for science class.