Caleb Harris

[Caleb Harris @calebmharris]

@twisterghost Better yet, it recursively splices in audio from the first podcast it finds that has the last spoken word prior to the silence in its title, kind of like that Wikipedia game where you always end up on “Philosophy”. Whose podcast is the most meta of them all?

[Caleb Harris @calebmharris]

Kind of weird and cool to hear the fireworks outside and THEN see them behind Katy Perry on TV!

[Caleb Harris @calebmharris]

I love @solostove, check them out! https://t.co/WT1uvr6llk but that’s not what I’m sharing this, I’m doing it for the bucks.

[Caleb Harris @calebmharris]

@arstechnica is mobile safari doing this to your site for everyone, or just me?

[Caleb Harris @calebmharris]

Friends, I don’t tweet often, but when I do, I prefer to ask you for money. I’ll be supporting the Equal Justice Initiative through the Ride for Justice on Saturday. https://t.co/mm0OV2fXqk I’ve never ridden more than 50 miles in my life, so sponsoring my ride will be affordable.

[Caleb Harris @calebmharris]

@districttaco this is your Rosslyn location right now, orders >45 min behind, you cannot serve people safely, stop until you figure it out

[Caleb Harris @calebmharris]

Me: throws ball. Dog: searches yard endlessly, running over ball 5 times. Me: opens package of bacon. Dog: teleports to kitchen instantaneously. https://t.co/RzfV4jjLLa

[Caleb Harris @calebmharris]

The media is blowing its chance to head off an Election Day debacle https://t.co/cAbvrhSXyp

[Caleb Harris @calebmharris]

Just beat Croatoa for the first time. Maybe one of the best days of my life.

[Caleb Harris @calebmharris]

@asolove Oh, no!

[Caleb Harris @calebmharris]

@twisterghost Very nice! Flynn appears to approve.

[Caleb Harris @calebmharris]

@asolove @edwinwee This is rude. And amazing.

[Caleb Harris @calebmharris]

Thank you, McSweeney’s. https://t.co/P3f4KwUe6y

[Caleb Harris @calebmharris]

I don’t use this platform often, but when I do, I like to recognize wonderful things, such as the https://t.co/ObflW7B62Q website. It’s perfectly designed to let you know that the team spends all its time making GnuCash great, minus that brief diversion in 2001 to learn XHTML.

[Caleb Harris @calebmharris]

@asolove Have you tried telling [7yo] that Herbie doesn’t like that song?

[Caleb Harris @calebmharris]

Touché, https://t.co/svA5wsizBX. Touché. https://t.co/ZKseo9TRcu

[Caleb Harris @calebmharris]

“The deers, famously self-assured creatures, didn’t budge. They were awake now, munching happily on some squirrels..” Poorly Researched Men’s Fiction https://t.co/IaaPYD9mYs

[Caleb Harris @calebmharris]

@asolove C++ was my first. It wasn’t love, exactly, but it taught me a thing or two. Gave me some pointers...

[Caleb Harris @calebmharris]

More books about software engineering should start like this:

“Early results were often criticized, but decades of research have now accumulated in support of the incontrovertible fact that bugs are caused by bug-producing leprechauns…(Broom 1968…)”

https://t.co/Nw1oLnEhKS

[Caleb Harris @calebmharris]

@twisterghost I don’t think you’re sorry.