calebporter

Husband. Father. Graphic Designer. Detroit sports lover. NOT the head coach of the New England Revolution.

[calebporter @calebporter]

@Freyy_is 100%. I was trying to get my old iPod to work so my kids could just listen to music but the headphone jack won't work. I would 100% purchase one of these.

[calebporter @calebporter]

@NathanNoLove @SleeperPistons Totally agree. The acoustics at the Palace were 100x better than they are at LCA for concerts especially.

[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

It’s weird how rarely you hear what it actually feels like to be a Dad.

This answer to ‘who are you jealous of?’ from Bob Odenkirk had me blaming dust & onions.

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

More of parenting than I expected is sitting lifelessly on the couch from 530-730pm while your children physically and mentally break you

[Pistons Jack @pistons_jack]

Mood.

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

The camera panning to all the celebrities at MSG as the Pistons blew out the Knicks again 😬

(h/t @MrBuckBuckNBA

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Seasonal depression seems fake until it’s above 40° and sunny in February and it feels like a choir of angels is singing as you walk up to the gates of heaven

[Forrest Frank For Jesus @forestfrank]

To all the moms out there 🤍

song: GOOD DAY by Forrest Frank

[Dan Reese @DanReese21]

What US city has the largest gap between national perception and reality?

My answer: Detroit

Everyone seems to think it’s a run down hell hole w nothing but boarded up buildings.

In reality:

> Completely rejuvenated downtown w businesses, residential, restaurants, & nice sports venues – Ford Field (Lions), Comerica Park (Tigers), Little Caesars Arena (Pistons & Red Wings)

> One of the best airports in the country – Delta hub w direct flights all over the world

> Tons of history, culture, and classic architecture

> Diversifying economy beyond auto into tech, medical, etc.

> People are genuinely nice but also super tough & resilient

Of course it’s not all unicorns and rainbows. While some parts of the city are making a comeback, others are being left behind.

There’s crime, traffic and all the other things most big cities battle.

But if Detroit has a national reputation of 1/10, in actuality I think it’s more like 7/10.

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

the DAWG putting on a show

[calebporter @calebporter]

@gksworld @EminemDetroit88 I live in metro Detroit and every time I drive passed that school I sing this line in my head, “You went to Cranbrook, that’s a private school.”

[calebporter @calebporter]

@woodwardsports @legendz_prod @DetroitPistons @NBA I feel like I've only seen bits and pieces of it, but am I off by saying that I think Cade seems like he's a genuinly hilarious person?! I laughed out loud last year when he said "don't touch me, I'm sizzlin".

[HARSH BIKA @hrshbika]

“Logo design is so easy”

[Max Dolente @Philly_Mays]

Ball knowers know

[calebporter @calebporter]

@JesseKellyDC It's so expensive to take your family to the theater but you also have to deal with at least half of the people being on their phones for the entirety of the movie which is super distracting. People no longer know how to be respectful in public spaces around each other.

[calebporter @calebporter]

@TalkinBaseball_ I think Scott Boras discovered ChatGPT. Some next level cringy quotes today…

[calebporter @calebporter]

@CBAMavs @matt_dollinger Lifelong Detroit Pistons fan here. I'm not even returning your voicemail if this is your trade offer...

[John Kurtz @jlkurtz]

Hey @YouTubeTV how about “in good faith” you just credit my account without me having to follow instructions to redeem a credit that doesn’t at all cover the fact that ESPN’s networks are the primary reason I’m a subscriber

[calebporter @calebporter]

@YouTubeTV This isn't a rebate. You should credit accounts automatically. You are charging full price for a service you no longer offer and making us jump through "redeeming hoops" to just get a portion of our money back is incredibly short-sided. We are already annoyed, this adds to it.