Caleb Ryan Jones

spend most of my time recasting old movies with today’s actors.

[Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden]

He will be a President for all of our families.

[Steven Perlberg @perlberg]

First Jewish second gentleman. We have broken the stained glass ceiling

[Jason Overstreet @JasonOverstreet]

People are saying a lot and it is still not enough. Do you know why? We literally saved our country from a fascist takeover.

[Christopher Dixon @redwolf_dixon]

@calebryan_jones

[Caleb Ryan Jones @calebryan_jones]

@MarlonWayans @askexterminator Big mad. 😂😂

[Caleb Ryan Jones @calebryan_jones]

Wait, does this mean SNL might be good again?

[Christopher Dixon @redwolf_dixon]

Good riddance you lying, cheating, hatemongering, fear stoking, nazi supporting, child imprisoning, uneducated, science denying, crusty orange Cheeto puff, rapist, women’s rights obstructing, anti gay marriage, anti transgender enlistment, election stealing dusty ass bitch.

[Caleb Ryan Jones @calebryan_jones]

@MarlonWayans @shawn_wayans #BidenHarris2020

[Paul Feig @paulfeig]

Fire the writers who came up with the scene where Trump is out golfing when he loses the Presidency. It’s totally hacky and not at all believable.

[robert jon anderson @R_JonAnderson]

Quick, change the locks while he’s golfing

[Caleb Ryan Jones @calebryan_jones]

@RickSantorum can you shut the fuck up please?

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dear @realDonaldTrump

I've been thinking for days what I would say when this historic moment happened.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR HOUSE YOU UNFORGIVABLE POS.

[Caleb Ryan Jones @calebryan_jones]

@VanJones68 for president. #compassion #empathy #forward

[Caleb Ryan Jones @calebryan_jones]

@MessingSusan My planner.

[Caleb Ryan Jones @calebryan_jones]

Literally just redownloaded twitter to watch the fall of Ozymandias in real time.

[Caleb Ryan Jones @calebryan_jones]

I’m sure I’ll be back once it’s Oscar season again. But for now, be good to each other. #imout #peace #love #BlackLivesMatter

[. @linmemeuel]

anthony ramos in Hamilton act 2

[Caleb Ryan Jones @calebryan_jones]

@A_Zordani Only unmatched because I can never make it that far in a slice of Pequod’s pizza.