caleb sibanda

l hear Evil and l See Evil and l Say Evil
Not an Analyst not an MP nor Professor

[Rufaz--Jerera❤King❤ @Mavhure]

Kuroora mukadzi ane vana; allowing her to meet ex husband is a weakness on its own. Reality is 90% of exes continue harvesting behind your back. Men svinurai. Vana va ex must stay kwambuya in ex family. Copying varungu doesn't work 🇿🇼🇿🇼🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

[LynneM 💕💝💎 @LynneStactia]

ED Huchi baba , Tazogara huchi murume uya! “Go & see Victor “ 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤙🤞

[Tazo @TheLifeZoomer]

Good afternoon, @djollah_7.

Could you kindly arrange a sit-down interview with Dr Nkosana Moyo?

We would love to hear his assessment of President Mnangagwa’s leadership, particularly in light of his 2017 prediction that Mnangagwa would run Zimbabwe better than Mugabe.

Nine years later, does he still stand by those words, or has reality changed his assessment?

The nation deserves a follow-up! 😂

[Fadzayi Mahere🇿🇼 @advocatemahere]

🔸Zvinzwirei.🙏🏽

We need new leaders.🇿🇼

[Tazo @TheLifeZoomer]

2/2.NOW HERE IS THE MILLION-DOLLAR QUESTION: WAS NELSON CHAMISA REALLY THE PROBLEM? 🤣🤣

I understand that many people don’t like Nelson Chamisa. That’s perfectly fine. Nobody is above criticism.

I’ve personally examined some of the arguments against him, genuinely looking for convincing reasons to dismiss his political relevance. So far, I haven’t found arguments that persuade me.

What do I keep hearing?

“He abandoned us!”

“He sold out!”

“He’s too quiet!”

“He left people stranded!”

Fair enough. Those are criticisms worth discussing. But surely we must also ask:

Why should the political survival of an entire opposition movement depend on one man?

If Chamisa was such a terrible leader, shouldn’t his departure have created the perfect opportunity for all these supposedly better politicians to demonstrate their leadership?

Where are the alternative movements? Where is the mobilisation? Where are the crowds? Where is the political momentum?

Surely the people who had all the answers when Chamisa was leading should now be showing us how it’s done! 😂

Instead, the political silence is so loud that you can almost hear the electricity meter beeping.

Anyway, these are just my observations. I’m not suggesting Chamisa is perfect, nor am I claiming that every politician who disagreed with him was acting in bad faith.

But I am asking a genuine question:

Was Nelson Chamisa really the problem, or was he the political oxygen keeping many of his loudest critics relevant?

And here’s my prediction.

The day Nelson Chamisa officially returns to the political arena, watch how many dormant political careers, retired analysts, missing opposition leaders, ghost accounts and unemployed keyboard warriors suddenly resurrect! 🤣🤣🤣

Some people don’t appear to have a political programme. Their entire political programme is Nelson Chamisa!

And perhaps the biggest irony of all is this:

THE MAN THEY ACCUSED OF BEING THE PROBLEM MAY TURN OUT TO BE THE VERY REASON ANYONE WAS PAYING ATTENTION TO THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE! 😂😂😂

Zimbabwean politics is a fascinating theatre. Sometimes the main actor leaves the stage, and only then do we discover how many people were merely surviving as extras in his movie!

The stage is still there. The microphones are working. The audience is waiting. So why aren’t the other actors performing? 🎤🤣🤣🤣

[caleb sibanda @calebsibanda]

@TheAtlantic @vauhinivara Unfounded and ridiculous allegations aimed at undermining black artists.

[Fadzayi Mahere🇿🇼 @advocatemahere]

🔸AGENDA: Pane mumwe wedu anonzi Simbarashe Kundizeza akanyora short story yake akawinner Caine Prize. Now vavengi varikuuya vachiti akashandisa AI nokuti story yacho yakanyorwa zvakanyanyisa kunaka. Basa redu isu nderekudefender mumwe wedu. Huyai mese papost iyi tiite push back yakasimba yekutsigira Simba. Kana vachimushora kudai, vatoshora nesu tese. Shandisai mavhoko enyu ese - “malicious, defamatory, unfounded, embarrassing, unsubstantiated, laced with envy, calculated to incite ridicule” muchidaro. Udzanai and spread the word. Thanks in advance maZimba. I know tonobatana.🙏🏽

We need new leaders.🇿🇼

[TEDIOUS MUSINACHIREVO @VMusinachirevo]

The moment one rewards one Vice President for his loyalty to the President when we have two Vice Presidents it means that the other Vice President he has not rewarded is not loyal.
It's that clear as the behind of a goat.
Chinamasa must not divide our Vice presidents.

[Wakurawarerwa Jonah @CitizenWakura]

VP Chiwenga is now better than most of our Opposition MP, and Cllr’s, he is more Citizen Centered and most of our MPs are stomach oriented.

[Lex Murungu 🇿🇼🇬🇧🇿🇦 @Lexmurungu]

Give a Zimbabwean Chicken and they will sell you the whole country 🚶🏼‍♂️🙌🏻

Ndikuuya ne chicken slice hobho mundidzosere farm rangu

[Leonard Koni🇿🇼 @Leokoni]

Ladies and gentlemen. Allow me to present Joachim Chivhayo, OUR MAMPARA OF THE WEEK, to you today. He has verified that Wikinero stole money from the Gwanda Solar Project and used it to purchase shoes in Dubai. Now, RETWEET to raise awareness. @ZACConline_ here is the evidence.

[Rutendo Matinyarare @matinyarare]

It’s not only heads that are missing, Wicknell’s buttocks are also missing.

Now, if you think that this is coincidence, then the question makes sense. But if you can see that this is not coincidence, then the question is mute.

[Hon Zivhu @killerzivhu1]

My company lost $1.5 million dollars to this man and his bank. He then offered me a $1.5 million bond, which later turned out to be equivalent to $150 dollars, He also demanded that I be fired from ZANU-PF, kudenga kuna Mwari, ndinomuka pakati peusiku ndichichema dzimwe nguva

[Retired Lt General Winston Sigauke Mapuranga @SajeniMapuranga]

I am deeply angry, and I will say so plainly.I have seen highly respected members of our Army,Judiciary and Police attend the funeral of criminal Chivayo with honour and ceremony.

Yet we have comrades like Cde Geza, who fought in the liberation struggle, gave their youth and risked their lives, and were never shown that kind of respect.

What message does this send to the men and women who sacrificed for this country?

That respect now follows money and proximity to power, and not sacrifice, discipline and service?

The Bible warns that the love of money is the root of all evil. We did not go to the bush for money. We went so that Zimbabweans could be free and dignified.

I call on those in uniform to remember who they serve, and who built the institutions they now represent.

The liberation generation deserves better than to be forgotten while wealth is celebrated.

Rest In Eternal Peace Cde Geza.

Retired Lieutenant General Winston Sigauke Mapuranga.

[caleb sibanda @calebsibanda]

@Darryl_Chisora @ThembaN55627459 Where were you when dhafu mentioned that if he was to become president he would make order that anyone who doesn't support ZanuPF killed? Anyone who doesn't have a framed photo of baba johane be killed via a firing squad? Where were you when he rediculed @advocatemahere everyday?

[caleb sibanda @calebsibanda]

@Darryl_Chisora @BamuTaurai Are you now the class monitor of X?

[caleb sibanda @calebsibanda]

@Darryl_Chisora A National tragedy is the one that recently occured at Kariba on the Ferry. Kuti dhafu akadambuka musoro shamwari inational tragedy yekumba kwenyu. Respect us

[Retired Lt General Winston Sigauke Mapuranga @SajeniMapuranga]

When Cde Geza died, Chivayo and the Zvigananda were celebrating with champagne. Now that Chivayo has died a painful death, suddenly people want to teach us about Ubuntu it's ‘tit for tat.’ Cde Geza fought for this country during the liberation struggle, yet he was never declared a national hero. Chivayo, a criminal tenderpreneur, is now declared a provincial hero. That is an insult to every genuine freedom fighter and to the people of Zimbabwe.Ubuntu does not mean we must forget injustice. It means we must stand for truth, dignity, and fairness. We will not be lectured by those who celebrated when a liberation hero was humiliated.

Retired Lieutenant General Winston Sigauke Mapuranga.

[caleb sibanda @calebsibanda]

@Mamoxn @joeymaster86 And the chances of the heads getting chopped off on just a heli crash is astonishing. I think there might have been a blast before the crash.

[caleb sibanda @calebsibanda]

@BriezNim @advocatemahere Clearly you don't have an understanding of anything in this world.