Primadonnerpartygirl

aggressively average cup of coffee (profile pic from @RedPandarama)

[Primadonnerpartygirl @calebsiems]

I’m marrying an asshole and I have to get a new relationship with my god I am so grateful for that

[Primadonnerpartygirl @calebsiems]

IF YOU KNOW THEN YOU KNOW

[Primadonnerpartygirl @calebsiems]

Thats a lot of responsibility, I don’t think I could cope

[milk @milkinhisbag]

i have been confirmed as the officiant for my dear friends wedding and i have a year to save up $790 plus shipping

[Primadonnerpartygirl @calebsiems]

Modeling is my passion

[Primadonnerpartygirl @calebsiems]

Thinking about the guy who decided how spell “Vacuum” today

[danny cortez @danny_c_cortez]

If christians believe entering a country illegally is a crime, we need to recall all of our missionaries overseas who aren’t there on a missionary visa.

[Primadonnerpartygirl @calebsiems]

@grandepadre94 You really saw this image and your first thought was “Lol there’s a water cooler so it’s def not a concentration camp”?

A goddamn water cooler doesn’t make this any fucking less inhumane.

[Primadonnerpartygirl @calebsiems]

Jackson: come join me at my concert
Ally: I can’t, I have work 😔
Employer: ur late
Ally:

[Primadonnerpartygirl @calebsiems]

I was today years old when I found out that Wallace is - and I cannot stress this enough - thicc

[Primadonnerpartygirl @calebsiems]

The Nazarene Church was against all forms of social dancing until 1993

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Y'all: people are too sensitive these days

[100 years ago]

Christians: dancing is evil

[Primadonnerpartygirl @calebsiems]

Sodoms Wife when she looked back at Sodom & Gomorrah

[Primadonnerpartygirl @calebsiems]

FaceTimed in on my sisters graduation and

[Primadonnerpartygirl @calebsiems]

@ScoobertDoooo @ufoslut @dicknenbow Ummm dude #DontSpoilTheHoodwinked

[Primadonnerpartygirl @calebsiems]

No one:

Improperly formatted academic paper:

[Rads @_radsy]

please just date me

[Primadonnerpartygirl @calebsiems]

When English students get invited out for drinks

[Primadonnerpartygirl @calebsiems]

While riding the train I kept thinking about how much I like Potatoes, it would seem that the white ppl culture really jumped out there

[😐😒😐😒 @AahhUgghh]

Shaving............

[Primadonnerpartygirl @calebsiems]

*awkward silence at a group dinner*

Me:

Group:

Me:

Bad joke that will definitely make the silence worse:

[Primadonnerpartygirl @calebsiems]

My flatmate made an amazing Mac n’ Cheese casserole and when he said he used four different kinds of cheese I sent this in the group chat and now no one is responding to me

[Michelle @MichelleIreneR]

Just a reminder that it has been proven that Abby Johnson is a liar and was never asked to assist in an abortion procedure. The location she worked at performed ZERO abortion procedures on the day in question. This is pro-life propaganda and block me if you believe this nonsense!