Cale Giese

I rinse out clean cups before I use them. Other than that, im pretty normal.

[Cale Giese @calegiese]

@Nebraskero Accumulate power by reading the entire Wheel of Time.

[Cale Giese @calegiese]

@Nebraskero Just remember, if it doesn’t have a helipad, it might as well be a canoe.

[Cale Giese @calegiese]

@MaxROIFarmer @123jwp Love the comment about running and mind discipline. Would recommend getting into sauna if you have resources available. Very similar mental results while “resting”

[Cale Giese @calegiese]

@RoyJohnson_ @MaxROIFarmer Im not quite that large but at 230#, I ran 1600 miles last year. I can’t accurately express how much better Hokas are than other brands I’ve tried. They do seem to break down a little faster (300-400 miles), but well worth it.

[Cale Giese @calegiese]

@mjwiegand @indefenseofska Please tell me this is documented…

[Cale Giese @calegiese]

@Nebraskero The fifth column doesn’t miss

[Cale Giese @calegiese]

@CBKimbrell I want the same thing for Doctors.

[Cale Giese @calegiese]

@JoeBrogie This is Broscience - beat it nerd.

[Cale Giese @calegiese]

@Nebraskero @BPribb Nachos BellGrande? Don’t forget the Baja Blast brother!

[Joe Brogie @JoeBrogie]

Thanks for having me @jimmyfallon and @FallonTonight !!

[Cale Giese @calegiese]

@JohnnyFarmer69 I’m pissed I was cheated out of my superior, natural immunity to smallpox.

[Cale Giese @calegiese]

@TopThird The word immunity isn’t a perfect fit here, but no scientist worth his salt would have said this. I remember reading about herbicide and antibiotic resistance in weekly reader when I was just a pup.

[Joe Brogie @JoeBrogie]

People who don’t keep their extra fast food napkins in their car for emergencies are going to be the first to go in a zombie apocalypse.

[Cale Giese @calegiese]

@JoeBrogie @shelby_young Took six watches before I noticed any tricks - too fixated on the strength of you cross legged standing game.

[Cale Giese @calegiese]

@SamBBlake1 Dude, you can’t count vegetables as one crop.

[Joe Brogie @JoeBrogie]

“Guess this 6 letter word or we all let this man slowly die.”
- Hangman, a children’s game

[Cale Giese @calegiese]

@blakealbers When you have time check out my t-shirt company, Penis Enlargement Surgery Custom Tees.

[Joe Brogie @JoeBrogie]

What the heck. This just hit 1 million views on tiktok 🤯

[Cale Giese @calegiese]

@JoeBrogie As if we needed more evidence that you are a serial killer.