Caleigh Oltmann

I have many leatherbound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

That's cool but can you just do it now?

You're the sitting Vice President.

[Caleigh Oltmann @caleighadria]

@julharr_ @WBESbears @kcmiller0612 @FriendsofORS @ORSchools @WBrookPTO Well deserved!! 💕

[Caleigh Oltmann @caleighadria]

@RealSkipBayless 🗑
So ignorant.

[iancanwrite @iancanwrite]

If I mysteriously disappear, this will be why

[JuJu Smith-Schuster @TeamJuJu]

He’s baaaaaaaackkkk!! 👀

[Caleigh Oltmann @caleighadria]

Kid you not. An actual quote from an about 80 year old customer today:

"I completely forgot to make my house payment this month because I've just been so concerned about that dang canola-virus."

[Caleigh Oltmann @caleighadria]

Jay just dipped an oreo into cheese dip and now I just don't trust him. 😣😂

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: In stunning moment, Botham Jean's brother embraces Amber Guyger after her sentencing for his brother's murder.

"I don't even want you to go to jail. I want the best for you, because I know that's exactly what Botham would want." https://t.co/sWaPUtS0kj

[Caleigh Oltmann @caleighadria]

Oh hey, Friday the 13th. 😅

[Caleigh Oltmann @caleighadria]

Jay: "I've done real good."
Me: "You've done really well."
Jay: "Yep, I've done real good."

💆‍♀️💆‍♀️😂

[Caleigh Oltmann @caleighadria]

So...

[Caleigh Oltmann @caleighadria]

Okay, but need opinions. Could I pull this off?
Tempted to try. 🤷‍♀️

[Caleigh Oltmann @caleighadria]

*Jay asks me when he should heat up our leftovers for 4th meal bc he's hungry*
Jay: "Are you hungry?"
Me: "Nope."
Jay: "Okay, well I'm going to heat up the leftovers because I've determined that you'll eat food if I put it in front of you."

Okay, but why is he right? 😅😂

[Caleigh Oltmann @caleighadria]

An actual conversation with a customer today:
Cust: "I'd like to make a payment."
Me: "Okay, so you'd like to take care of the June 1st installment?"
Cust: "No, I said I'd like to make my payment."
🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[Caleigh Oltmann @caleighadria]

Jay: "What do you want for a snack tonight?"
Me: "Chips, dipped in nacho cheese, with jalapenos."
Jay: "So, nachos?"
Me: "No, chips...dipped in nacho cheese...with jalapenos."

Bless his soul for dealing with me. 🤦‍♀️😂

[Caleigh Oltmann @caleighadria]

@emilyann_music Yassssss girl 🙌

[Caleigh Oltmann @caleighadria]

@Cah_day This actually made me laugh out loud so thank you

[Caleigh Oltmann @caleighadria]

Just so we're straight:

1) It's not wrong to be pregnant and/or married by the time you're 24.

2) It's not wrong to NOT be pregnant and/or married by the time you're 24.

Stop shaming people and just be happy with your own life. 💜

[Caleigh Oltmann @caleighadria]

@steelers

[Caleigh Oltmann @caleighadria]

*Conversation with Rosalie this morning while watching a Daniel Tiger episode where the mom is pregnant*:

R: My mommy's going to have a baby soon, too.
Me: Not quite, dear.
R: Is daddy?
Me: Nope.
R: John?
Me: Nope.
R: WHERE'S MY BABY SISTER!?

🤦‍♀️🤣🤣