Calpal

Accepting donations to pay off my school loans
Earning my degree to save animal lives

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

LA on fire and Dallas looking like the north pole lol we got like 20 years left on this mf

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i wish, i wish, with all my heart, to find $30,000 on the ground today

[Cow of the Day🐮 @CowoftheDay1]

📅 9th October 2024
🐮 Fuzz
🏷️ Instagram/farmhousegardenanimalhome
💕 #animaloftheday

[Cow of the Day🐮 @CowoftheDay1]

📅 7th October 2024
🐮 Rusty
🏷️ Instagram/possumvalleyanimalsanctuary
💕 #animaloftheday

[jerms @shaner_english]

Your endorsement of Project 2025 & its intention to eliminate NOAA, NWS, NHC say your prayers are empty. - A NC voter

[erika @yeeeerika]

i'm gonna join the cicadas this summer and scream

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

Me in 5 days:

[∘°∘♡∘°∘ @cyb3rk1tty2003]

“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court

[The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4]

Happiness incoming

[The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4]

🥚 🐰

[Calpal @caleighn_b]

@shaner_english Thank you!!!!

[trash jones @jzux]

i am begging life to stop giving me lemons. i wanted money

[Panko A. Cat’s Mom @fatfatpankocat]

Call her ranch cuz she be dressin 🔥

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

TIP: As you walk down a trail, use a stick to make first contact with spiderwebs. You can also use your face. Do what feels right.

[The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4]

Cb is full on basking!

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Visitor: When will you tell us where you keep the unicorns? 🦄

Us: As soon as visitors stop feeding squirrels and taking dangerous selfies with bison, we'll let you know where the horses with giant spikes on their heads roam.

[The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4]

Will you be his valentine 🤍?

[natasha @imniceandsmart]

Whenever I catch a whiff of Auntie Anne’s cinnamon sugar pretzel bites in the mall I get lifted up off of my feet and float towards the shop like a cartoon character smelling a pie on a windowsill