caley

trying to discover my spirit animal

[caley @caleybedaylio]

perfume commercials are so fucking weird

[caley @caleybedaylio]

i wish i could google “am I dying or is it just allergies” and get an actual response

[caley @caleybedaylio]

remember dental “headgear”? once, i wore mine while having a lemonade stand in my front yard cuz I thought people would feel bad for me and give me more $

[caley @caleybedaylio]

how can a space laser even be Jewish?

[caley @caleybedaylio]

is there anyone who actually enjoys looking at themself in the mirror

[caley @caleybedaylio]

who would’ve guessed that 2020 would be the year for the browns 🤯🤣

[caley @caleybedaylio]

the electoral college is garbage

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

When Pence says he’s pro-life, he just means he’s pro-birth, doesn’t trust women to make their own decisions. If he was pro-life, he’d support health care during a pandemic & he wouldn’t stand for an immigration policy that rips breastfeeding babies from their mothers arms.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Best ad yet https://t.co/klwaJSrL9c

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I believe every person in America is entitled to the same health care as the President of the United States—with no co-pays, no deductibles and no out-of-pocket expenses. If government-funded health care is good enough for Trump, it is good enough for all of us as a human right.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Finally some good news, scientists discovered a treatment that can reduce COVID19 transmission by 70%, and its just a piece a cloth you wear in front of your dumb fucking face

[caley @caleybedaylio]

i’ve been walking around all day saying “chee, mama.” it’s quickly becoming my newest ocd tic 🥴🙃 thanks @KarenKilgariff

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Snoop Dogg has a word for Donald Trump supporters

[caley @caleybedaylio]

Department of Justice: Investigate the Killing of Tamir Rice - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/JyLKHbXyNi via @Change

[caley @caleybedaylio]

i really think it’s time we stop referring to him as “president.” nothing he does is presidential and he doesn’t deserve the title. other suggestions welcome

[Mark Duplass @MarkDuplass]

No one can stop you from being a loving, kind, generous person. No matter who wins we will be okay and find our way back to humanity.

[caley @caleybedaylio]

is cleveland real life? #indians #cavs

[caley @caleybedaylio]

Corey Kluber for president

[caley @caleybedaylio]

anyone up for a game of fireworks or gunshots? #4thOfJuly

[caley @caleybedaylio]

@SeanCochran I'll take one if you decide you bought one too many 😜