Caley Carpenter

Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

[warez @iggnazty]

Me showing up to Spotify HQ to help fix the issue so I can listen to the same 5 songs

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

I have fired anyone at the company who has asked about the loud crying coming from my office

[Caley Carpenter @CaleyCarpenter]

@cuppatay13 10 and now I’m 26🥹

[FBI @FBI]

Do you have information about a white-collar crime? Report it swiftly to the #FBI at https://t.co/iL7sD5eNMb. https://t.co/vYA8Nl09Mf

[Caley Carpenter @CaleyCarpenter]

@Casetify YES

[Caley Carpenter @CaleyCarpenter]

@natemook Thank you

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

this is like 80% of my political commentary

[Caley Carpenter @CaleyCarpenter]

@mattxiv The fact that straight conservatives attribute marriage entirely to sex is exactly why they have the highest rates of divorce.

[trash jones @jzux]

i am not having a baja blast i am actually kind of having a baja hard time

[Caley Carpenter @CaleyCarpenter]

I drink a considerable amount of baja blast

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

Reply in this thread if you've never had COVID and your best guess as to why you haven't.

[Caley Carpenter @CaleyCarpenter]

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[I'm With The Band @ImWithTheBandHB]

Beauty @caleycarpenter giving us major Jagger / Warhol vibes in the Mystery Train - Scarf Tie 💙

[Caley Carpenter @CaleyCarpenter]

@JoeBiden WE VOTED. DO YOUR JOB. You can only go on so long using the threat of the Republican Party to gain votes before people stop voting. You want our votes? WORK FOR IT.

[Caley Carpenter @CaleyCarpenter]

@wizardlib How would they even do this.. it’s illegal to check another persons mail..

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Forced pregnancy is a crime against humanity.

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

I’m absolutely devastated for the people of America today.

Check on your friends.

Look after each other.

We’re all in this together, and the fight is just beginning.

A truly dark day for America.

[Caley Carpenter @CaleyCarpenter]

@natjusthill -trillion

[Caley Carpenter @CaleyCarpenter]

@JoeBiden Use your executive power and expand the court. This is not the time to take our foot off the gas and leave it to a broken voting system. We voted. You’re there. Now please, do something.

[Caley Carpenter @CaleyCarpenter]

@lorancedunbar LMAOOOOO more galaxies and roses or else 😤

[Caley Carpenter @CaleyCarpenter]

my bf got invited backstage to hangout with maneskin while he was in line for the bathrooms, but I was out front waiting for him w his phone so he ran back to grab me and when we went back, they were gone🙃 I’m never holding his phone for him EVER again🥲

[Caley Carpenter @CaleyCarpenter]

@lorancedunbar Love uuuu🥰