Sir Calfelot

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[Pulcy @Pulcys]

After Haskell’s chat started making Jeffrey Epstein jokes, Haskell explained why he doesn’t joke about it and said he believes it can make serious issues become normalized😳

“I don’t joke about stuff like that, the government wants us to turn it into jokes so it can become normalized”

[SAMENGO @samengo_ofc]

“Jogo sem graça, França tá fazendo corpo mole”

[Sir Calfelot @calfelot]

@SportsPSD @GoJacksFB How did you get the collar so accurate? Do you have an asset you used that you can share?

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

“And what I think is important to know is a lot of the increase in rape also comes from an expanded definition of what counts as rape, as well as survivors coming forward for acts that took place years prior,” Mamdani said. “And we are thankful for them coming forward, the courage and the bravery it takes, but just to provide New Yorkers with that context.”

In 2024 New York instituted a new law that, per the NYPost, "classifies rape as nonconsensual or forcibly compelled sexual intercourse, oral sexual conduct or anal sexual conduct after previously defining rape as only nonconsensual or forcibly compelled vaginal penetration by a penis."

So... New York (rightly!) expanded the definition of what counts as rape. More survivors (thankfully!) came forward. As a result, official rates of rape increased. So Mamdani was... right and everyone is just yelling about this in bad faith?

[MK 🇫🇷 @mkliebmann]

Cristiano Ronaldo begged for hamburgers outside McDonalds. He’d never turn pro in America

Messi’s parents were factory workers. He’d never turn pro in America

Lalas went to boarding school. Failed to get into college until his dad made a call to Rutgers. He went pro in America

[er✩stus @EARTHM0VERRR]

recent per day stats:

- can’t read more three chapters
- only watching at most two eps of a show
- one hour maximum on the game

officially washed 💔

[KC @KCXKami]

Back in the day if a nigga bought the $100 version of a game he got a mf statue with that bih

[Natalie Andrews @natalieandrews]

Most Americans do not have the luxury of taking months off of work to heal from mental illness.

[miss honey 🍯 @foyinog]

this shouldn’t even be controversial but athletes should not be allowed to endorse sports betting

[Tayoncé Defense Attorney @lesbeyonsay]

the fact that she's given so much and has not run out of money really puts into perspective how the arguments against a wealth tax on billionaires are just bs

[Cymorg @CyMorgComics]

THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT A BUSINESS

ITS PURPOSE IS NOT TO MAKE MONEY

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[Shane @sbliss89]

New level of Catholic guilt unlocked: the pope wants to know why you haven’t finished that draft yet.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

y’all have no respect for the ppl who make your life easier. the person making your morning coffee deserves a livable wage. the person stocking the groceries you buy deserves a livable wage. the person cleaning the restrooms in the office you work at deserves a livable wage.

[Central @WestHam_Central]

Totally normally and human thing to want to do

Explained perfectly by this coach here

[i @zayjco]

American soccer culture has to be built around American culture. Not European culture. Stuff like this is infinitely cooler and more authentic than stealing songs and customs from British or Dutch fans.

Americans want to feel American.

[Stars n Stripes FC 🇺🇸 @starsnstripesfc]

Hot take: #USMNT  fans don’t really need creative chants, we could just sing popular American songs and be very loud. Same outcome

[hana 🇧🇦🇫🇷 @may_equinox]

it's kinda funny when football players fall down and start rolling around but no one gaf so after like seven seconds of larping they just get up like nothing happened

[caleb @motherflipper12]

Women will forgive you for being a dick but never a pussy