Andy Orritt

Husband, father, dickhead.

[Si White @siwhite0]

Discussing the dreadful reviews and worse in-joke puns of matrix 4, @Jacksamueldavey came in with an absolute doozy. Left it till 1045 on dec 21, but it’s a fine contender for geek gag of the year.

[Andy Orritt @calhoon]

#soccer

[Andy Orritt @calhoon]

Nathan. Fucking. Redmond. Superb goal. #SaintsFC

[Andy Orritt @calhoon]

Christ. Gavin Williamson is what you get when you type ‘sack of assholes in a suit’ into Google.
#marr

[TheYoungOnes @youngonesfan]

On this day in 1958, Rik Mayall, ‘the people’s poet’, was born
#TheYoungOnes #RikMayall

[Andy Orritt @calhoon]

@stubbsy2000 I could happily watch him electrocute himself forever.

[Andy Orritt @calhoon]

Definitely the confidence.

“Let me just demonstra...”

[Si White @siwhite0]

This should not be funny. I hate ‘epic fails’ and videos of people falling over. But I am wiping away tears. I think it’s his confidence.

[Andy Orritt @calhoon]

Saints have got this in the bag, as long as they can defend against an absolute fucking deluge of Liverpool pressure and attacking play for the next 30 minutes. #SaintsFC #SOULIV

[Niall Paterson @skynewsniall]

LEEEEEEEROY JENKINS

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

A message to the Prime Minister. Sound on.

[Steven Cree @MrStevenCree]

What do you do on a day in Wales when you’re not filming? Casually try to recreate one of the greatest scenes in movie history from Taffin:

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

SORRY, NEW PHONE, WHO DIS?

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Tune in at 6pm for a prompt 9.42pm start.

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

Latif Nasser takes a deep dive into one strange blue swoosh across the electoral map of the American south, which appears to match early geological formations of the continent. The full explanation of why is pretty astounding.

https://t.co/vCMLOY0qTL

[Chris Heilmann codepo8.bsky.social @codepo8]

This is gorgeous

[Andy Orritt @calhoon]

How did America go from that absolute badass to Trump? He would have missed entirely, blamed the pass, the ball and the hoop. Then claimed he made the shot.

[Leo Raisner @OliviaRaisner]

so this was absolutely insane

[James Coogan @JamesMCoogan]

It's good I swear! - Come and join us!

[Andy Orritt @calhoon]

That difficult second lockdown. #Lockdown2 #electricboogaloo