Cal¡

grab the extra bottle of wine

[Cal¡ @cali_hale]

Imagine: you graduate from Dugger...years later you end up on the bachelor. He likes you. He comes to your hometown. You take him to The Uptown. You both get arrested...

[syd hes @SydneeHester]

Imagine: you graduate from Sullivan High School. Years later you end up on the bachelor. He likes you. He comes to your hometown. You take him to the square to ride in big trucks with the country boys. You don’t receive the rose.

[RealitySteve @RealitySteve]

Brendan: “I didn’t want to intentionally mislead anyone. I just withheld information.” By withholding that information, you intentionally misled someone.

[RealitySteve @RealitySteve]

Does anybody know if Tia is into guys with tattoos?

[Cal¡ @cali_hale]

@len0killer I did this today @josh_bertrand

[Grace 🪐 @70SSKYWALKER]

BOYS ARE TEMPORARY STAR WARS IS FOREVER

[Cal¡ @cali_hale]

“This is the most 2021 thing ever…a participation rose” -Figg 😂 @BachParadise #TheBachelorinparadise #bachelorinparadiseabc #BachelorNation

[Cal¡ @cali_hale]

@mattsnead97

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

I don’t care for GOB

[Cal¡ @cali_hale]

@aragle12 That would be AWESOME

[Always On @werealwayson]

4 hours of Bachelor in Paradise this week make sure you carbo-load & hydrate tonight ♥️

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

Yo lay off my boy Greg #TheBacheloretteFinale

[Cal¡ @cali_hale]

@loveontoour Me: I would love to watch this
Also me: but if that happens I can’t fantasize that we will randomly meet and fall in love one day…

[Cal¡ @cali_hale]

Me at my therapist after watching Katie at the end of the season thinking “is that my college ex” …@BacheloretteABC @BachelorABC #bachelorette #bachelorettefinale

[Cal¡ @cali_hale]

*inserts Kermit sipping tea*
*inserts fancy lady holding a fancy cigarette thing saying “periodt”*

[Clay Harbor @clayharbs82]

Blake: I love you.
Katie: I love you soooo much.

Greg: I love you.
Katie: I like looking at you. #TheBachelorette

[Cal¡ @cali_hale]

@tvgoldtweets 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼