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@vianeyyy_c 😭😭😭

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@trebuchetlover @mommy_mushroom Thomas, You Gotta Stop. You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Boiled Eggs Too Soft. They’ll Kill You

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@sedaharmony i was there for this

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my crack pipe is a camel crush

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Hard drug Friday what are we on

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every time you leave waffle house you return again and order with the wisdom of a 43 year old male car mechanic

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@sedaharmony icicle

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@MaryLowance RETWEETTTTT

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being hired as a vertical bush whacker

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@mommymeatloaf i just wish i could give her a big hug😔

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@bagooonza electric

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@trebuchetlover 👎

[sarah jae @sarahjaeleiber]

Why? Because she’s brought a ludicrously capacious bag. What’s even in there, huh? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail? I mean, Jess, it’s monstrous. It’s gargantuan. You could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job

[brigid @brigmccarthy]

I wish “girls in the hood” by megan thee stallion was an hour and a half long

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tár was a great movie!

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brigid insanely bold for the davidson college profile rep in the bio…. jesus herself is live and tweeting….

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does today feel like a sunday to you guys

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@natethegreat228 been having an existential crisis and the soundtrack is in fact vessel