Carly

No DMs. No fake ball knowledge. Just fun, football banter, and my favourite being better than yours 😝 Barça girl from Mutare 🇿🇼🟣🔴

[Carly @calibrefooty]

football is about more than goals. but you wouldn't get it. you probably think Lampard was better than David Silva.

😌😌😌

[Carly @calibrefooty]

@appiecule i’ve said once and i will say it again. FC Barcelona does not sell Spanish players. Dani Olmo is in line for a better contract as a “loyalty bonus"

[Carly @calibrefooty]

been doing this his whole career

[WhoScored @WhoScored]

Lionel Messi is the biggest xG overperformer (+3.63) at the World Cup so far, scoring 6 goals from just 2.37 expected goals. 🇦🇷 📈

[Carly @calibrefooty]

going band for band. which one is more difficult to pull off?

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

7 straight WC games with a goal

vs

7 straight games without a dribble

[Carly @calibrefooty]

Zlatan doing Zlatan things 😂😂😂😂. did she get him the cup of tea?

[Oluwadamilare Ffs 🌺🇦🇷🇪🇸 @xxfw1da]

I’m crying!!! 😭😭😭😭

[Oluwadamilare Ffs 🌺🇦🇷🇪🇸 @xxfw1da]

I’m crying!!! 😭😭😭😭

[Carly @calibrefooty]

Must be because of his knee surgery in 2009, right?

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Cristiano Ronaldo has not attempted a dribble in his last 7 matches.

[𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 @fcbharrison]

Ronaldo against. Ronaldo against
Uzbekistan. Colombia

[Carly @calibrefooty]

Is this man a prophet? The level of accuracy is uncanny

[Jiggy ✞ @nogojiggy]

I’ve never seen a more accurate prediction about football in my entire life

Half of football twitter have been saying the exact same thing but SIUUUUU so he’s good

[Carly @calibrefooty]

😭😭😭😭 whose goat is this?

[GWN @Goalwirenews]

@TouchlineX Ronaldo anytime he plays south American countries😂😭😭

[Carly @calibrefooty]

By the time this man retires, he would have destroyed his own legacy and will be comfortably between 8-15th greatest of all time

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨 Christian Eriksen had a 6.9 match rating when he collapsed on the pitch

Ronaldo’s first half rating vs Columbia is currently 6.7

[Carly @calibrefooty]

Finished! Factos 👍👍👍

[Kalshi EPL @KalshiEPL]

🚨CRAZY STAT: For the 10th consecutive game, Cristiano Ronaldo has recorded fewer touches than the opposition goalkeeper.

[Mr Sam @Mr_SamFCB]

Mr. Champions League hasn’t won the World Cup.

Mr. World Cup hasn’t won the Champions League.

But Mr. Copa del Rey has won both the Champions League and the World Cup, while defeating the so called owners of those competitions in their own finals.

Maybe Mr. Copa del Rey is an alien 👽

[Carly @calibrefooty]

Maybe because he hasn’t been on the scoresheet today, many won’t notice Olise’s game today. He has been totally great, organising play like a true regista. Outstanding.

[Carly @calibrefooty]

I love players who get me to the edge of my feet when i watch them. Dembele does just that. Magical player!!! #FranceVsNorway

[Carly @calibrefooty]

Rooney Knows Balls

[CentreGoalHQ @centreGoalHQ]

🚨🎙️ Reporter: “What did you think of Ronaldo’s latest performance?”

🗣️Wayne Rooney: “It was a good performance, but football fans nowadays celebrate every goal as if it’s the greatest thing they’ve ever seen. Scoring against teams of that level is what top players are expected to do.”

🎙️Reporter: “So you’re not calling it a masterclass?”

Wayne Rooney: “A masterclass is when you dominate the biggest games against the strongest opponents. That’s the standard I judge by.”

[Carly @calibrefooty]

I need someone from Uzbekistan to tell me how they got to the WC cause that was terrible 🙄

[Carly @calibrefooty]

Good luck Cristiano Ronaldo in this match. Whatever you do, don't be a meme

[Carly @calibrefooty]

Quote of the week 💫

[Ace @Thelfc_Ace]

Argentina without Messi is like Portugal with Ronaldo

[Carly @calibrefooty]

@WhoScored @BouafifNour your beloved Tunisia making headlines again 😅😅😅

[Carly @calibrefooty]

you gon explain tire 😂😂😂😂

[Michelle @Chefdoo95]

When People Use World Cup as a means to downplay Ronaldo’s Legacy I get mad because Argentina 🇦🇷 and Portugal 🇵🇹 can never be compared. And here’s why

Before Messi Even Ever Made a World Cup Appearance, Argentina 🇦🇷 had names like:
Diego Maradona,Alfredo Di Stéfano,Mario Kempes, Daniel Passarella Gabriel Batistuta,Omar Sívori,Ubaldo Fillol,Fernando Redondo,Javier Zanetti,Juan Román Riquelme. Just to mention a few.

Argentina 🇦🇷 had also qualified for the World Cup 12 out of 17 tournaments and even won 2 World Cups and Double runners up.

Then there’s Portugal 🇵🇹 who had less world class players and only managed to qualify 3 times out of 17 tournaments and finished third at best. Until RONALDO came and since then they have qualified back to back.

So please Messi doesn’t carry the Argentines they are good ballers and Ronaldo has to do extra work for his team so never compare them again. Peace