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that seems extremely terrible, but ok i guess

[space elf @calibrieleven]

I feel like at this point, they should let the Commonwealth decide the UK's government, kind of like how you choose a rest home for your parents when they get old and insane

[space elf @calibrieleven]

Like, I cannot comprehend why people get upset about that kind of thing. The conversation is clearly not for me!!! When the conversation is for me, we will have it in English which is very courteous imo!! It's a good system!!

[space elf @calibrieleven]

I actually love it when my workmates speak other languages around me, because then I know for sure that they are not speaking to me and I can mind my business. Like, the boundary is so clear! English: for me. Tagalog: not for me.

[space elf @calibrieleven]

Like, nothing against plain white sneakers I understand that that is a big thing and a lot of people love them, but I have never in my life been a plain white sneakers kinda person. They do not vibe with my vibes.

[space elf @calibrieleven]

Where in the fuckening hell am I supposed to get good hi-tops if literally nobody is selling apple bottoms any more??? I am so tired of every article being like "here are the PERFECT sneakers!!!" AND IT'S JUST FUCKEN PLAIN WHITE ONES

[space elf @calibrieleven]

Anyway, we get paid time and a half for >40 hours now (didn't before) and so the boys are like, how long are we allowed to drag this job out? Fellas, it's fucking Sunday, if I catch you malingering I will drag YOU out and do the wiring myself.

[space elf @calibrieleven]

At like, 1am!!! Height of fucking rudeness!!!

[space elf @calibrieleven]

Holy shit I almost forgot, last night some orange and white cat came in our house and couldn't get out so he tore around and knocked down all my spices and then climbed the fucking curtains

[space elf @calibrieleven]

Bruh
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[space elf @calibrieleven]

Food places that add liberal amounts of salt and pepper to their toasted sammies are the mvp, imho

[space elf @calibrieleven]

Am I scheming on an entirely woman technician crew in the future?

[space elf @calibrieleven]

Yesterday Brian was telling me that all the apprentices he had on the transformer job last week were great workers with good attitudes, so naturally I asked who he'd had, and he just listed all the lady apprentices lmfao what an ally

[space elf @calibrieleven]

He's right tho, and not being facetious or deliberately biased but women are generally very good at the work we do here

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

Never forget. 😅

[space elf @calibrieleven]

Just not a very champagne kinda guy, āe?

[space elf @calibrieleven]

Anyway I sold my house (🥳🥳🥳🥳) and the agent brought around a bottle of congratulations champagne and it took EVERYTHING in me not to look guiltily at the congratulations champagne from when we moved in four years ago, still in the cupboard.

[space elf @calibrieleven]

Can't just be starting a war when we're not even finished doing this pandemic. Everyone's tired. Quit being a front-bum.

[space elf @calibrieleven]

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