Jonathan Allen

Be incomprehensible. If they can't understand you, they can't disagree with you.

[Jonathan Allen @caliburn82]

@OTerrifying NOT swimming

[Jonathan Allen @caliburn82]

Anyone else having problems.s connecting to their @owletbabycare base station?

[Jonathan Allen @caliburn82]

@owletbabycare are there still server problems? We're still not getting any readings and it's been over the 24 hours now we were told it would be down for

[Jonathan Allen @caliburn82]

What is she doing to me?! https://t.co/M7UkfwFfu8

[Jonathan Allen @caliburn82]

Last show with @Pitchshifter ! Awesome night with @pasty901, @Nephente14 & serenity_luna1 #pitchshifter #rockcitynottingham @ ROCK CITY https://t.co/Igv7qeluSB

[Jonathan Allen @caliburn82]

Someone wants a cuddle https://t.co/ktt7s7RkZf

[Jonathan Allen @caliburn82]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/SaTMrMg4tb

[Helen Staddon @Pasty901]

@risual have done it again! The new video for #FutureDecoded is so funny! https://t.co/BBQlEGe7Yq

[Jonathan Allen @caliburn82]

I vote for @TheHavenWton to #UpgradeYourWorldUK #Vote

[Jonathan Allen @caliburn82]

I vote for @TheHavenWton to #UpgradeYourWorldUK #Vote

[Jonathan Allen @caliburn82]

Thunderbolt and lightning,
very, very frightening me!

[Jonathan Allen @caliburn82]

@BiIIMurray the colour is actually named after the fruit!

[Jonathan Allen @caliburn82]

RT @eBassEnt @caliburn82 How about this one? http://t.co/xntDQdh2sZ

[Jonathan Allen @caliburn82]

RT @thinkgeek Meanwhile, at the Internet browsers conference: http://t.co/nc05nr7Uer

[Jonathan Allen @caliburn82]

Omg, Harley just peed on the washing hanging the garden!

[Jonathan Allen @caliburn82]

Beat use for a mac I've ever seen!
http://t.co/PtZVEAXYaM

[Jonathan Allen @caliburn82]

@thinkgeek that's AMAZING! Think I might have to convince my wife to let me do our room like that!

[Jonathan Allen @caliburn82]

@train bruises and 50 ways, you can finally meet my mom, drops of jupiter.. hmm, my list might be too long for twitter

[Jonathan Allen @caliburn82]

RT @Slate Jay-Z adorably explains who he is to a woman on the subway: http://t.co/GRzjo9wS via @gawker