calickula

just a bitch with a golden chain

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Damn girl, is ur ass one of my hospital bills because I'm gonna tear it up

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modern grieving technique: continuing to message memes to your best friend’s Instagram because it still exists 6 years later

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@ctkokay tfw a heart is not enough

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David Byrne was right, these beats really are 20 years old

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Breaking character to be sincere but The last year has really wrecked me mentally and I think it’s the first time in my life that a major episode has softened me instead making me more of a bitch. The older I get the more I can appreciate giving and receiving kindness.

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[miss xo @venusian_doll]

when i saw my medical bill after i tried killing myself because i couldn’t afford rent

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I would recognize your dick in total darkness, were you mute and I deaf. The Dong of Achilles

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Yesterday the pizza guy told me I look like I should be in a magazine. He did say “in” so ig not on the cover but I still feel seen

[feelings ღ @eternaltxts]

What doesn't kill you makes you sit like this at 4 AM

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One day the ball will be in my court. God help everyone on that day

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f o o t l o n g h o t d o g

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tried to hit my Twix like a vape

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just scrolled past a photo of Fiona Dourif and unironically sighed like a lovesick schoolgirl

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I get a Labubu for Christmas less than a week ago and now I’m hitting curbs. Coincidence?

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“I’m ngl” - me, about to lie

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this Christmas could’ve been an email

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Okay but could a crazy person listen to Needle in the Hay 20 times back to back? don’t think so sweetie

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you’re in his likes, I’m waking him from a deep sleep with my farts. we are not the same

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Hey uhh did you know
It’s Time
For me to listen to the entirety of How It Feels To Be Something On on repeat and feel sorry for myself all day

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life is a cycle of constantly saving things on Pinterest only to never view them again