i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing
when something unlucky happens to your magical-thinking prone friend who is already unkind to themself and youre like fuuuck please don't internalise this
I never understood this part of Mulholland Drive like why are they kissing if they’re both girls I had to look up the explanation on YouTube and I still didn’t get it 😭😭😭😭
Sometimes I wonder if we need labels this granular, wouldn’t we all benefit from just communally clocking in as bi and letting our specific expressions of it be personal philosophy rather than ossified appellation
u hear a really great beatles song john wrote and then u read him talk abt it in an interview and hes like "oh yeah that was a really shitty filler song. its terrible the words are terrible i sound terrible and i was fat and ugly and gay and also nobody likes me"
My whole feed rn is just like six different people posting about sports, I didn’t know y’all got down like that and I’m very glad everyone is having fun I think
In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money
a real butcher fan would know that the butcher himself has a murder phone where he looks at a live feed of his current victim whenever he feels overstimulated so any phone ban would be powerful psychic warfare against him