Tess 🏀💋

Women want me fish fear me

[Tess 🏀💋 @calicoclitters]

Cliff and Luna Bars walked so the gender binary could run

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After I unce unce I’m gonna get the fries with an extra side of pickled thangs

[Tess 🏀💋 @calicoclitters]

ISO an electrician who specializes in lava lamps

[Tobias "the pen" @Tobiasfornow]

this is how I feel with my parents

[Tess 🏀💋 @calicoclitters]

I butter on her squash till she nut

[Tess 🏀💋 @calicoclitters]

💔😭🫶⭐️

[Tess 🏀💋 @calicoclitters]

I think I’m finally ready to move on to a new Dr. Bronners scent .

[Tess 🏀💋 @calicoclitters]

@samcrocker01 LOL

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@g3rmgirll share with the class

[Tess 🏀💋 @calicoclitters]

If you are a human with the same name as my dog you’re basically a dog to me

[Tess 🏀💋 @calicoclitters]

Can someone who does oil painting paint this and make it look like a renaissance painting

[Tess 🏀💋 @calicoclitters]

Have you ever seen a more perfect face .

[Tess 🏀💋 @calicoclitters]

Addicted to the weather app

[Tess 🏀💋 @calicoclitters]

Pizza bagel on my mind

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I deserve an award for being a single father of two, a full time student and in a long distance relationship

[Tess 🏀💋 @calicoclitters]

Just remembered watermelon and stone fruit

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Okay time to fess up who filled my body with concrete

[Tess 🏀💋 @calicoclitters]

Snacks are so Important

[Tess 🏀💋 @calicoclitters]

Not boy not girl just something special

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I trust Reddit more than I trust my doctor