calico

🦤

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

just door dashed a vape

[j @jadeymoon]

If ur not basically fingering ur butthole w soap in the shower do not hmu

[Reegs @Reegs815]

There’s really only one answer

[maddi ⚢ @maddific]

average mf on campus after you jus took the worst exam of ur life

[miso❀ @miso__so]

Reminder that as it’s starting to get darker earlier, you gotta remember to update ​your ’’dont think about your life after 9pm’’ to like 4-5pm
Take care and stay hydrated

[Siel shady facts @shuakeful]

whenever i have to do anything im like bruh

[sk @onlyskp1]

Having to pee really puts things into perspective like ok none of this matters

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Abdul El-Sayed and Zohran Mamdani are reportedly dating.

[primordial intelligence @primal_brainer]

this is gold

[rabigo | MAGA ENDER @godrablq]

matter of fact give me the gay son AND the thot daughter

[sijuadeeee🍒 @ivy_2638]

Can we just skip to the part where I already have an amazing career I live alone and everything is working out for me

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

little spoon so i can still tweet

[Brother-Martell⛧ 🇯🇲🇧🇲(🇵🇸) @Brother_Martell]

I don't even pretend to eat real meals anymore

[‏ً @mosesanomaly]

can’t wait

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

odio cuando la parte buena de estudiar termina (copiar escuchando música) y tengo que estudiar de verdad

[🤖MegaChan🐟 @ItsMegaChan]

Had no idea he was such a fan of Eric Cartman

[Rep. Melanie Stansbury @Rep_Stansbury]

There wasn’t even a women’s bathroom off of the House Floor until 2011.

Last night we elected over 100 women to Congress and counting!!! #herstory