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[Jish @calicojish]

@AmericanAir my expectations are so low I’m not even surprised about the 2 hr (so far) delay. Typical. -executive platinum frequent flyer

Hey @united start flying chs to dca and save us all

[Jish @calicojish]

@AmericanAir, executive platinum weekly flier here. I find it’s best to plan on a 2-hour delay to avoid disappointment. It’s a solid practice to manage expectations. I can’t remember the last time I left on time.

[Jish @calicojish]

@AmericanAir My flight should have boarded 8 hours ago. Another day of leave burned for no reason and another day with family missed. @AmericanAir you are a clown show.

[Jish @calicojish]

@AmericanAir I fly DCA-CHS every week. 2 cancellations and 11 total hrs delayed in last 12 days! Why are you so unreliable? Why don’t we get an honest explanations? Why aren’t we compensated for the inconveniences? We deserve some customer service. -executive platinum mbr

[Jish @calicojish]

@AmericanAir Now delayed 3 more hours for a total of nearly 8 hours delayed today. No explanation. Get it together @AmericanAir

[Jish @calicojish]

@AmericanAir Now my gate agent says they “can’t find a captain and will update departure time once one has been assigned” unbelievable. DM sent

[Jish @calicojish]

@peacock was that a touchdown? I can’t tell because your pixelated buggy feed is trash.

[Jish @calicojish]

@TheFalcoholic GTFO

[Jish @calicojish]

@FalcoholicKevin @TheFalcoholic Art Smith is clever like that

[Jish @calicojish]

@TheFalcoholic Because of course he did

[Jish @calicojish]

@RiseUpReader Trick teams by NOT using a running attack. Instead, make the TE2 to throw passes and run sweeps. Design blocking schemes that get the QB decapitated every play. Tell yourself you are so clever and tricky. Be an arrogant asshole.

[Jish @calicojish]

@TheFalcoholic Leave Ridder and AS in London

[Jish @calicojish]

@TheFalcoholic

[Jish @calicojish]

Ok @AtlantaFalcons enough already

[Jish @calicojish]

TSA keeping it locked down tight!! 😳...this is behind security @ Charleston International Airport https://t.co/NhZw1DZNNW

[The Hill @thehill]

JUST IN: Schumer blocks bill to pay Coast Guard after GOP refuses to open rest of government https://t.co/j8wjVa1epQ

[Jish @calicojish]

@JetBlue, please start flying CHS-EWR so I can stop subjecting my wife and toddler to the abuses of @united.

[Jish @calicojish]

@Uber has premium options like XL and BLACK. Can I pay extra for uberSMART or uberFRAGRANCEFREE? I’m sick of dummy drivers with a million smelly trees. Gonna try my luck with @lyft

[Jish @calicojish]

Baby girl loves #Moana. Can't decide if I love or hate having the soundtrack constantly stuck in my head... SHINY! @AJemaineClement