Cali Tobacco Control

We protect the health of the citizens of California, and tell them how to live their lives in ways that we approve. Please just do as we say. Parody.

[Cali Tobacco Control @CaliDPH]

"Ours go to eleven." https://t.co/aiOsotJV8k

[Portland State University @Portland_State]

Fearless #PortlandState researchers expose e-cigarette health risks https://t.co/rGuVj5KL9G #FearlessPSU

[Cali Tobacco Control @CaliDPH]

We’re not inactive. We’re plotting quietly.

[The Hill @thehill]

NEW: Musk announces Twitter purge of inactive accounts https://t.co/97HMibQIpl

[Cali Tobacco Control @CaliDPH]

Typical vaping IP theft!

[Jukka Kelovuori @jkelovuori]

Psst... @GregHuntMP @ScottMorrisonMP @TGAgovau.

Stop punishing your smokers and vapers!

#DitchTheScript
#DitchTheFines
#ConsumerProduct
#OutOfStep
#LegaliseVaping

[Cali Tobacco Control @CaliDPH]

Congratulations to @WHOSEARO for being named Flunky of the Month at @BloombergDotOrg

[World Health Organization South-East Asia @WHOSEARO]

WHO congratulates #India 🇮🇳 for banning #ecigarettes.

[Cali Tobacco Control @CaliDPH]

Welcome!

This will indeed be a valuable source of information for lint lickers and carpet munchers everywhere!

[Thirdhand Smoke Resource Center @THSResources]

The day is finally here! 🎉🎉
Our website is now live and ready to go.
On our site, you can find plenty of resources regarding Thirdhand Smoke.
Check it out:
https://t.co/xZpx6bjC9a

#stopsmoking #smokingkills

[Cali Tobacco Control @CaliDPH]

@CarmAndria We thought she was already stoned!

[Cali Tobacco Control @CaliDPH]

Congratulations @MaliaCohen! The award is a stunning cast-lead bust of Carrie Nation. And no one is more deserving of being feted at the interminable @TobaccoFreeKids gala than you!

[Campaign for Tobacco-Free Kids @TobaccoFreeKids]

We’re proud to announce @MaliaCohen is our 2019 Champion Award Recipient for her leadership in passing San Francisco’s pioneering law banning all flavored tobacco products, sparking a growing movement.

We’ll celebrate at our Gala on 5/23. Learn more: https://t.co/d8GhAsYYG5.

[Cali Tobacco Control @CaliDPH]

Our founder celebrating the first #KickButtsDay with former Gov. Brown, setting a great example for anti-smoking heroes everywhere.

#thekoolaidisdelicious

[Cali Tobacco Control @CaliDPH]

Ah, to be young again, and have a limitless future of taxes, bans and friendly peer reviewers!

[Dr. Shannon Kozlovich (she/her) @KozlovichS]

Every speaker so far at #srnt2019 is both scientist and activist... is it too much if I admit to the constant thought “these are my people”? #advocacy #StillaScientist #Tobacco #TobaccoKills

[Cali Tobacco Control @CaliDPH]

@GregTHR @TC_BMJ @MarioNegriIRCCS

[Cali Tobacco Control @CaliDPH]

Everyone is thrilled to be in a picture with Prof. Glantz!

[UCSF Archives @ucsf_archives]

Celebrating 20 years of the Master Settlement Agreement, right now in the Lange Room

[Cali Tobacco Control @CaliDPH]

Yes, anyone stupid enough to do that deserves what they get.

[Oliver Kershaw @ojkershaw]

@K_d_a7 Right. Also, trolling the California Dept of Public Health is nuts.

[Cali Tobacco Control @CaliDPH]

What a deliciously clever play on words! Drenda will go far in tobacco control -- possibly even beyond the confines of her county health department.

[Campaign for Tobacco-Free Kids @TobaccoFreeKids]

Tobacco companies use sweet flavors and colorful packaging to lure kids. Here’s great advice: “Don’t be fooled by the tobacco industry’s tricks! Tobacco is no treat!” https://t.co/qbeL9qEYGT

[Cali Tobacco Control @CaliDPH]

But doctor, if we encourage self accountability, what will they need us for?

It is crucial to maintain public health's mandate to control weak people's lives for their own benefit!

#PWChat
#Bloomberg2020

[Shereese Maynard, MS; MBA @ShereeseMayMba]

@VapinGreek @DrLindaMD It's worked for generations in my family. Self accountability is not just a #publichealth initiative; it actually works #PWChat

[Cali Tobacco Control @CaliDPH]

Thank you, Dr. Wheat! That explains why vapers risk rapid-onset hiphonograbstabs in the lesser uvula, leading to life-threatening gooberosis tropicanis.

[Christopher Wheat @ChristopheWheat]

@MJLivesLife @CBSSunday @CBSNews @tonydokoupil Vaping with the CO2 ppm gas build up in closed quarters can rise to over 2000 ppm for people living below one of these drug addicts. The propylene glycol delivery agent is listed as a cardio toxic compound. Ten times worse than smoking a cigarette

[Cali Tobacco Control @CaliDPH]

That is very interesting, Dave! Now could you please change Mr. Johnson's catheter like the nurse asked you to do?

[Cali Tobacco Control @CaliDPH]

Commissioner, why didn't you roll that sleeve all the way up and show off your stunning Pfizer tattoo?!

[Cali Tobacco Control @CaliDPH]

@xas7wcrg9e Exactly! Have you considered a career in tobacco control?

[Cali Tobacco Control @CaliDPH]

The new Juul flavors sound delightful!

[Robyn Gougelet @rgougelet]

Sautéed onions, shallots, and garlics and yogurt pasta @food52 #geniusrecipes made even more delicious with @LaQuercia pancetta! cc @jgitchell

[Cali Tobacco Control @CaliDPH]

@AUSTFR We have watched @Dick_Puddlecote closely for years. He is willing to lie about vapor and even sacrifice a whole generation of children to maintain his hedonistic and perverse pleasures.

[Cali Tobacco Control @CaliDPH]

We agree with Dr. Capewell! There is nothing that disgusts us more than than watching an unhinged zealot with financial conflicts spread misinformation.

[Simon Capewell @SimonCapewell99]

Cullip aka #DickPuddlecote:
#BigTobacco pal & "career anti- #publichealth blogger"

https://t.co/3C94nyBWzU