♒️ERIDAN⚓️

12 alternian swweeps (27 earth years) | he/him | aroace pansexual | #prorecoverytwt

[♒️ERIDAN⚓️ @caligulaquarius]

i dont draww vvery much but i dreww myself at wwork

[bobbim @bubbybim]

what the fuck

[lyla @greenredbullfan]

mage regressors be like i’m only level 6 i don’t know any spells

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

I don’t know

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The DoorDash guy forgot my drink so I imprisoned him within a soul gem

[♒️ERIDAN⚓️ @caligulaquarius]

i wwish nobody kneww me or anythin about me but i also wwish to be knowwn intimately an to havve evvery part a me lovved unconditionally

[camarão que dorme 🌊 @computerkiss]

piranha ridícula #Homestuck

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

no one likes it when i physically punish my homunculus. probably because of his horrific wailing.

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

get your ass back in the cauldron before you piss me the fuck off even more. get in the soup, boy

[Errai @errai]

(staring at display case)

Toy store cashier: Sorry but my boss says you can't play with our toys in your mind unless you buy them (quietly) can you conjure a version of me free from this shitty job lol

(staring at him)

Manager: (on the intercom) stop imagining my cashier happy

[♒️ERIDAN⚓️ @caligulaquarius]

i dont knoww if im abusivve but i wwouldnt be surprised

[x__x @bpdsins]

stop trynna get w me im abusive

[Dave 🩸 @benthicmidas]

Feferi question why are u so cute

[♒️ERIDAN⚓️ @caligulaquarius]

i used to havve friends but they all movved awway or blocked me an i dont evven knoww wwhat i did but i knoww i deservve it i dont wwanna stick around wwith me either but at least they havve a choice an hey id make the same one if i could an trust me ivve tried

[Tomate 🍅 | @tomatowithsourcheese @cherryonsweet]

"can u draw erikar.... karkat shoosh papin eridan while he cries.." ==> Yeah sure

[amy @amywantsuu]

i feel so lonely and nobody will understand it

[a @pawalyzed]

things i'm good at:
1. being awkward
2. daydreaming
3. not texting back
4. yearning
5. isolating myself

[susan @sanestArtistt]

hit or miss typeshi

[chase @_chase_____]

my boyfriend and i have started saying “ill to my gills” instead of “sick to my stomach.” it’s kind of fish lingo for “im not feeling well”