Cali Hanson

[Cali Hanson @calijaydhanson]

men are like pumpkins. it seems like all the good ones are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon.

[Cali Hanson @calijaydhanson]

if you think about it long enough, eggs are actually so gross. but damn they’re yummy

[Cali Hanson @calijaydhanson]

can I take bereavement leave for Toby Keith. asking for a friend 😭

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Joe Biden allegedly failed to use an Illinois notary, which goes against Illinois election law and makes Joe Biden ineligible to be on the Illinois ballot, according to former congressional candidate Jack Lombardi.

[s @youreinIcve]

what ever happened to children wanting toys… wtf do u mean u want drunk elephant skincare YOU ARE 7???????

[Cali Hanson @calijaydhanson]

@shaylaleighhh3 This lol could never

[Cali Hanson @calijaydhanson]

still voting for trump even if he’s in prison

[Cali Hanson @calijaydhanson]

Zach Bryan for @NDStateFair 2024

[Jelly Roll @JellyRoll615]

I’m not just saying this the show in Minot North Dakota tonight may have been the wildest show of my fucking life —WOW WOW WOW- thank y’all

[Cali Hanson @calijaydhanson]

@shaylaleighhh3 Also forgot to buy their damn tickets

[Cali Hanson @calijaydhanson]

@mommyalv A mf Queen beeeeeee 👏🏼

[Cali Hanson @calijaydhanson]

who wants to fly to Alabama with me to go to the pilot 🫣

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

Is LGBTIDGAFZUCKISASIMPQI+ month over yet?

Asking for a friend.

[Cali Hanson @calijaydhanson]

@tyraajohnson_ Hi move here plz thx

[Cali Hanson @calijaydhanson]

with that said, ISO new girlfriends

[Cali Hanson @calijaydhanson]

really discovering who the shitty friends are

[Jennifer Coffindaffer @CoffindafferFBI]

Yes!

#BryanKohberger
INDICTED by Secret Grand Jury!

What we've been talking about for months happened!

No Preliminary Hearing.

We will be breaking it down on Morning in America.
#Idaho4
#Idaho
#IdahoFour

[Cali Hanson @calijaydhanson]

really sucks when people you love become selfish

[Cali Hanson @calijaydhanson]

I need girl friends 🥲