Calimungus

Buckeyes, Browns, Guardians, Lakers, Knights, and padres

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: Two people climbed atop the Empire State Building’s 1,454-foot spire and unfurled a banner reading, “When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace.” Police are working to bring them down safely.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

“You can’t root for other countries during World Cup”

Me in my living room after Mexico made it to the Round of 16

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

“Yeah, it’s called my wife’s cookin’ ”

[Calimungus @calimungus]

@FreddyLA7 Just go to San Diego and wait ur time out

[Pete Nakos @PeteNakos]

West Virginia's Rich Rodriguez told @On3 he wants the Backyard Brawl played annually. He also called for a return to regionalized conferences.

“We should all come together in one league and have regions as they do in the NFL. We have Pitt and Penn State, Virginia Tech, Maryland, Virginia, Cincinnati — all those schools right around us in our area. Our fans would eat that up. That would be great, wouldn’t it? I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen because there are TV agreements for the next six or seven years, but I’d love to play Pitt every year.”

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[Vandy @SteveVDK_hunter]

Terrible advice. Stay far away.

[Calimungus @calimungus]

@REFLOG18 Great movie but it could've been a half hour shorter

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

Danhausen watching the Knicks win the NBA finals

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

Now hold on…

[jml. @_jenius5]

chubb, jarvis, njoku, myles, hunt, obj, mayfield, teller and now bitonio all gone. that 2020 squad will always be legendary #dawgpound

[Calimungus @calimungus]

@ZeroContextVols I was there in person and you guys did not take over the stadium whatsoever. And, even if you did, all the vols fans left after the first quarter after we went up 21-0 on y'all so it was short lived and didn't amount to shit.

[Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden]

hey you! do you want your college football team to win? Well all you need to do is give a giant portion of your income to the university or go to law school and become a district judge in your university’s area! These are actually your only two options!

[Andrew Lind @AndrewMLind]

"This Court finds that (Sorsby) has demonstrated that he will suffer a probable, imminent and irreparable injury (if he is) unable to participate as a member of Texas Tech University’s 2026 Football season."

How dare someone be held accountable for their own actions...

[Andrew Lind @AndrewMLind]

It's rare that I agree with the NCAA, but what's the point in having rules if someone can ask a local judge to overrule them?

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

There really aren’t any rules. You just go to court. If it fails, go to court again until a judge says you’re all set.

Want a 7th year?

Sure

Broke rules?

Ahhhh, it’s fine.

There AREN’T any rules.

[50 Foot Blake @50FootBlake]

Figures a guy in the Epstein Files put himself in a game with a mode called The Island

[Calimungus @calimungus]

@bordeauxyoutube @CFBHome Ohio state ps5

[Bordeaux @bordeauxyoutube]

I got 4 beta codes for you all to try College Football 27 early 🫡 just follow, retweet, and comment your favorite team + platform to enter

[Garfield Duval @sufferingjag]

Blowing my brains out when my 5 star qb decomitts cause Kalen Deboer sent 5 snow bunnies to his dorm

[Calimungus @calimungus]

@Mike98897967 Correct cause I don't use ai slop for anything in my life unlike your dumbass