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[cali reeves @calireeves77]

I advanced to the Pearl League on Duolingo

[cali reeves @calireeves77]

@InternetH0F The chain that connects the stopper to the handle to flush the toilet. Good luck sucka!

[cali reeves @calireeves77]

@marie_ghost @Cooperstreaming This reminds me of my ex roommate who ran out of toilet paper and instead of asking me for some or going to buy more he used his socks. I found a trashcan full of shitty socks 🤢 and told him he had to go!

[cali reeves @calireeves77]

@ruby_rafaelina I'll be in the room next door waiting for my turn! 🤣💪🏾

[cali reeves @calireeves77]

@roywoodjr Technically: proper etiquette says you leave it for the host.
Blacknically: my Uncle will always try to retrieve his bottle or open it and have some at the function so he doesn't feel "cheated". 🤦🏾‍♀️

[cali reeves @calireeves77]

@Delta imagine it being after 7pm on Mother's day and your mother still hasn't received the #MothersDay gift you purchased for her. Way to ruin my son's special surprise for me. 😭

[cali reeves @calireeves77]

@KevOnStage Like Bengay and booty. 🤢

[cali reeves @calireeves77]

@Mix965Houston That multiple choice question was B.S.!

[cali reeves @calireeves77]

@Mix965Houston that was the worst multiple choice question on College of Hollywood Knowledge! You might as well have just have them both the answer!! 😒

[cali reeves @calireeves77]

@KevOnStage Houston, TX

[cali reeves @calireeves77]

@911LoneStar I'm still trying to figure out how the HR lady recognized him. 🤔 "You haven't changed a bit?" Uuuummm actually...

[cali reeves @calireeves77]

@deejuliano1 @Reese10Angel Was it your plan to prove you are a racist hypocrite? 🤔

[cali reeves @calireeves77]

@SuitSentient @channelfoodshub @peoplerepentlng Right!! Send this dude to jail rn. 😒

[cali reeves @calireeves77]

@KeneAkers Play stupid games win stupid prizes 🤷🏽‍♀️

[cali reeves @calireeves77]

@AITA_online Yes you're an asshole for not having the common decency to knock on the door before entering someone else's room.

[cali reeves @calireeves77]

@TVandBeers @angenettepc @AITA_online Being startled doesn't mean you get injured. People get startled all the time and don't get injured. Your logic is as ridiculous as the SIL.

[cali reeves @calireeves77]

@FuGtfo @JannekeParrish I was told by a female boss that I was combative because I calmly defended myself against accusations against me. Didn't raise my voice once. Heaven forbid I should disagree with a man's account of things. 🙄

[cali reeves @calireeves77]

@ConfusedBurger @AITA_online My question is: Are they actual grown ass adults? That 7.4% has got to be children under the age of 10 who still believe in Santa and the Easter bunny. 🤔🧐🤣

[cali reeves @calireeves77]

@GabbiOnTour @gianocurrie @bniceloco Lookin like he was being scolded by a parent 😂😂😂

[cali reeves @calireeves77]

@ruby_rafaelina @mszzh No ma'am, that's when you stand on something or grab him by the collar and snatch his ass down to eye level 😂 I'm 5'4" and hubby is 6'2"; no problems here.