calista walker

this isn’t the club this is a burlington coat factory

[clare @sadderlizards]

good morning babe i love you could you go fill up my water bottle

[angel @angelmendoza___]

your honor my client needs to take his bereal

[Blondieee @suchahippieeee]

Rihanna pregnant or am I disrespectful??

[James @CaucasianJames]

20 year old me was like “i fucking love marketing”

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh actually sorry u go first sorry

[Jaz @itsjazmarie]

Nick and Joe Jonas circa 2014

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[trash jones @jzux]

i am begging people to stop circling back with me

[🍍 @jumexdepina]

COACH PUT THEM IN!!

[pj @pjayevans]

Hey man do you mind if I have a bite of your skittle

[Raising Cane's @raisingcanes]

CHICKEN FINGERS

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

if i were rudolph i wouldn't forgive them. They would Pay