Calla

She/Her. Senior Systems Engineer at Archetype Entertainment. Any opinions shared here are my own.

[Calla @callacalla_]

Anybody else not a fan of the new @SlackHQ "windows?" It's just more desktop clutter. Bring back split view  🥲

[🐤 @Ptera_xd]

Sorry Squirtle, I know you're a classic starter Pokemon, but have you seen Horsea? It's a tiny seahorse that can shoot water out of its head and can learn moves like Smokescreen. I hate to say it, but Horsea beats Squirtle in cuteness and coolness 🌊#HorseaRocks #HorseaPower

[🐤 @Ptera_xd]

As someone who knows the entire map of Breath of the Wild by heart, I already know I'm going to have the best time revisiting it in Tears of the Kingdom for hours on end finding the most inconsequential changes. #TearsoftheKingdom #Totk

[🐤 @Ptera_xd]

https://t.co/bMqGsoTbrr did you wanna join my discord

[🐤 @Ptera_xd]

Life may not be all sunshine and rainbows, but it's always better with a #RubberDucky by your side! #Ptera #Smile

[🐤 @Ptera_xd]

Exploring nature on foot is the best way to appreciate its beauty - and a Ptera is the perfect companion for a hiking adventure! #hiking #nature #ptera

[EXODUS @EXODUSGame]

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[Calla @callacalla_]

even https://t.co/BB58DbDAbi is singing that same tune 🙃

[Alex Poma @Alex_Poma_P]

AWS is down
AWS:

[Calla @callacalla_]

@kaylie_bakes Shoot, ain't no way that's true, but I appreciate the flattery regardless 💁‍♀️

[Calla @callacalla_]

@elchefe @rosieintech @hospitalitdani @Bellegante Also I do 1000% have a bruise on my knee from my overly dramatic performance. I guess now that I'm in my thirties I'm lucky my knee didn't just fall off?

[Calla @callacalla_]

@elchefe @rosieintech @hospitalitdani @Bellegante Shoot, you're gonna make me blush 😊 thank you so much for the delightful birthday celebration! I had a blast, and I can't wait for our future karaoke sessions ❤️🎶

[Calla @callacalla_]

Telemarketing is globally hated, yeah? So why has cold calling become the go-to for tech sales? These cold calls tell me 2 things — you like making people uncomfortable (who TF wants to talk to a stranger on the phone) and my personal data has been sold. No thanks.

[Claire Ryan @aetherlev]

Remember the Trump Tulsa rally ticket fiasco?

It’s time to poison the dataset, my friends.

If you’re in the US, go and enter as many random reports as you can. Use fake but believable names.

If you’re outside the US, use a VPN.

[Calla @callacalla_]

@kiikiithegirl Maybe! Imo those are pretty gentle foods for the digestive system

[Calla @callacalla_]

@kiikiithegirl When I first started my ADD meds, I found that eating "wet" foods was easier — like yogurt, soup/stew, even pasta w/ lots of sauce. Baby carrots made a great snack when I knew I *should* eat but wasn't hungry. It gets easier though! I'm 8 yrs in now and eat pretty normally 🍕

[Calla @callacalla_]

@kaylie_bakes u no like?

[Calla @callacalla_]

Sometimes when I'm feeling just a little *too* pretty, I'll browse through the photos our Nest doorbell has captured of me. They knock me down a couple pegs — and as an added bonus, they're hilarious.

Enjoy ✨

[KalindaH @KalindaMH]

Abso-fuckin-cinnamon-toast-crunch-lutely.

[Calla @callacalla_]

@daciface You are more than welcome. It's BYOWB (bring your own weighted blanket) just cuz mine isn't big enough to share.